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  1. Highlight of my day thus far: considering the idea of going to buy computer screen cleaning wipes. 11:02 AM Dec 28th from txt
  2. The weird girl that gave me poetry came in again. I think she has OCD. Her hands were really red and dry looking. 3:29 PM Dec 27th from txt
  3. Watching my girlfriend scratch her head with my future dinner fork while I microwave corner store coffee. Making new christmas traditions. 8:00 PM Dec 24th from txt
  4. FYI: @xtennesseex is a raffle winner at wholefoods. He won a laptop bag. Montrose, lock up your laptops. 2:18 PM Dec 23rd from txt
  5. Overheard, mother to son: "Well you have helped so many times, ya' know, getting breast milk ready..." he was pushing the stroller. 11:56 AM Dec 23rd from txt
  6. Just so you know: @xtennesseex likes to shamelessly jam out to Blink182. More interesting tidbits to be shared until my hair gets cut. 11:41 AM Dec 23rd from txt
  7. Love giving Morgan texts warning her of the arrivals of annoying shoppers. 4:04 PM Dec 22nd from txt
  8. @baddrawings are you at a bad wedding or something? You are being vague. 8:31 PM Dec 19th from txt
  9. @baddrawings and you will twitter that whole time too? 7:04 PM Dec 19th from txt
  10. I just helped an Irish Jew? Hanukkah dinner for O'Dowd. 2:01 PM Dec 18th from txt
  11. Chuck E Cheese's is totally rockin' out a Hawaiian Christmas song. 11:13 AM Dec 12th from txt
  12. Never seen anyone make a cab go through a drive-through before. 10:22 PM Nov 27th from txt
  13. Going to make up for the lack of a turkey dinner yesterday with a cheeseburger today. Buyaka! 1:57 PM Nov 27th from txt
  14. Dear sirs and ma'ams, I am watching the parkinglot at work, you are all A-holes. 3:47 PM Nov 24th from txt
  15. I want to invent the 'pepumpple pie' it is a pecan pie stuffed in a pumpkin pie stuffed in an apple pie. 8:59 AM Nov 24th from txt
  16. My dinner = two grilled cheese sandwiches and about seven clementine oranges. Pumpkin pie awaits. 10:50 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  17. Urinals: the great equalizer of man 6:36 PM Nov 22nd from txt
  18. Trannies are just like us, they make jokes and sample apple cider... It is like two people sampling at the same time. 2:03 PM Nov 20th from txt
  19. What medicinal benefit does garlic have? Cause I just got it out the wazoo. 6:36 PM Nov 18th from txt
  20. Guess the topic this quote came from: "You're gonna have to open 'em and sauce 'em." 12:14 PM Nov 16th from txt