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  1. You will achieve a place of great prominence. You'll head the list of the FBI's Most Wanted. 11:23 AM Jun 24th from web
  2. An idea will germinate in your mind. Like a weed, it will quickly take over everything else, choking out your native reason and rationale. 11:12 AM Jun 20th from web
  3. Savor your freedom--it is precious. But you still might want to get used to those handcuffs. 10:11 AM Jun 19th from web
  4. The ambiguity and incomprehensible inexactitude of your verbal exertions to gain deference will flummox everyone. 3:16 PM Jun 18th from web
  5. Your absence will not make anyone's heart grow fonder. 9:52 AM Jun 17th from web
  6. The weight of conflicting human thoughts and ethical stances will bear down on you; the philosophy bookshelf will collapse on you. 10:21 AM Jun 13th from web
  7. Gravity will not be your friend today. 11:10 AM Jun 12th from web
  8. The ties that connect you to the real world are slowly fraying and loosening. 11:55 AM Jun 11th from web
  9. The sound of laughter will always be with you. It'll follow you everywhere you go. And you're the subject. 10:05 AM Jun 10th from web
  10. Miles are covered one step at a time. Especially after your car breaks down on the highway. 9:55 AM Jun 9th from web
  11. The failings of your past will always trail you. 8:22 PM Jun 8th from web
  12. The success of others will be a constant reminder of your inadequacies. 3:21 PM Jun 7th from web
  13. Convergences of dark forces will gather in the horizon and unleash themselves in an unholy malevolence. Be advised to avoid that taco truck. 10:47 AM Jun 6th from web
  14. The fates will give you license to toy with boisterous gambles and exhilarating risks. But you'll be left with no money to treat that clap. 10:15 AM Jun 5th from web
  15. The cook never washes his hands. 11:14 AM Jun 4th from web
  16. Your call is not important to anybody. 10:24 AM Jun 3rd from web
  17. A friend asks only for your time, not your money. You don't have any friends. 3:00 PM Jun 2nd from web
  18. Advice is like kissing; it costs nothing and is a pleasant thing to do. But no-one wants your advice. Or to kiss you. 6:33 PM Jun 1st from web
  19. You are born with the skill to communicate with people easily, It's just that you have a hard time convincing people that you aren't an ass. 12:37 PM May 31st from web
  20. You will always be on the mind of others. When they plot your undoing. 3:35 PM May 30th from web
  • Name One Bad Cookie
  • Location Broken in your hand
  • Bio Your daily misfortune fortold by one bad cookie. It's dark inside there.
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