oneautumnday
- Tired of boring catcalls like 'yeah' or 'hey baby!' Be more creative or at least more demeaning-I'm worth more than 1-2 syllables. Amateurs!about 1 hour ago from txt
- My personal ATM machine pet peeve: 'matcha green tea'about 2 hours ago from txt
- "Dan! Stop getting your meat everywhere, it's gross!"about 8 hours ago from txt
- Only 10am and i am STARVING. Stupid mornings. Think i'll be eathng more breakfasts out. I do way better on carbs, eggs, and a protein.about 8 hours ago from txt
- BAWWW THERE WAS A SPIDER ON MY FACE AND I KNOCKED IT INTO MY BRA. ;_;about 10 hours ago from txt
- @rspeed @zoemonster Your demand for nutritional info falls apart in non-chain/mass-produced establishments. Less consistency, daily specialsabout 10 hours ago from web
- My god. After being twisted up under my hat all day my hair is doing a fairly convincing cockatoo impression.about 19 hours ago from txt
- I wish I had a VCR/DVR. I want to watch Top Chef but I also want to go the fuck to bed.about 19 hours ago from web
- CHIARELLO DID IT AGAIN. FUCK THAT GUY. HE USED THAT STUPID GARLIC CHOPPER PLUNGER THING. WHATAPUSSY.about 20 hours ago from web
- AHHHHHH HA HA Housemate C just chewed out her boyfriend for having the audacity to say hello to me.about 20 hours ago from web
- Jesus Christ, is it Wednesday? I never remember to take down the damned trash can.about 20 hours ago from web
- Good to have and good for that Disney Princess waistline. Do want: http://tinyurl.com/mth33vabout 20 hours ago from web
- "It only takes two of these guys to ruin your day and there are three of them."about 21 hours ago from web
- I like typing the way I think William Shatner would read my IM logs as a spoken word performace.about 21 hours ago from web
- PANIC PANIC PANIC (unnecessary??) PANICabout 22 hours ago from web
- I misunderstood! There ARE benefits/health insurance policies available through work! RESULTS!2:21 PM Jul 15th from txt
- Grays coming in EVERYWHERE. Good thing I have that rainy day bottle of gray coverage dark brown hairdye. When did I get old!??!4:15 AM Jul 15th from digsby
- @superdtg I'm using the Japanese definition where the guy has good hair, maybe better than the girl, and they eat cake and shop together.7:43 PM Jul 14th from web
- That last tweet was misleading. My masseur's name is Danny, not Buddy. And if he weren't into dudes (or I were a dude), we would date-o.7:37 PM Jul 14th from web
- SURPRISE, BUDDY! I heft 40+lbs of metal bowl, dough hook, and pizza dough like 4 times a day. Plus other fun 20+lb lifting all day long.7:34 PM Jul 14th from web
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- Name oneautumnday
- Location YOUR MOM, VA
- Web http://oneautumnd...
- Bio I'm great at thinking; but they're not always useful thoughts.
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