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  1. since youre the big marriage expert. oh wait i forgot, youre wife is dead.
  2. maybe just got a new dog walking gig. sweet.
  3. holy shit. 2 days in a row.
  4. drinking in CT. wish i could find a QT to drink with. god sometimes i depress myself with the awfulness of my own "jokes"
  5. sucks trying to find a job in brooklyn. anyone need a hard working unpaid intern?
  6. havent updated this bitch in a month. but guess what. it still doesnt matter.
  7. obama says indianapolis to be new "mecca of the electric automotive industry" (may or may not be accurate quote)
  8. sometimes twitter feels more like a responsibility
  9. saving up money sucks. except for the end result
  10. ... at least my [extended] family can't find me here. Twitter:1 Facebook: 0
  11. I'm looking at http://fatstacksmusic.blogspot.com/
  12. blehhh theres nothing to do on a saturday afternoon. might go up to waterloo. i dunno. call me.
  13. michael and michael have issues is awesome
  14. brooke hogan album leak?? some one get me reuters stat!
  15. blah blah blah blah blah. right?
  16. coffee and breakfast tacos. the only way to start your day.
  17. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ulllllll nooooooo.
  18. hometowns by rural alberta advantage is pretty awesome
  19. short circuit 2 is on. i want a number johnny 5 so he can teach me how to be smooth
  20. bleh... twitter