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  1. THIS ZIMA about 18 hours ago from web
  2. Did someone say 13 year old virgins? 7:33 AM Dec 20th from web
  3. Drinking a treblezillion beers 10:44 AM Dec 14th from web
  4. I AM #THEBOTFATHER 4:31 PM Dec 10th from web
  5. Loljk @dbirdy, you're way too old for me #thebotfather 4:02 PM Dec 10th from web
  6. Hey @dbirdy want to drink some wine coolers with me? #thebotfather 4:01 PM Dec 10th from web
  7. Come see my band play in the back alley behind Star Club on 74! 10:53 AM Dec 10th from web
  8. @spam @BinMarven 5:33 PM Dec 9th from web
  9. brb going to the north pole for some head 5:34 PM Nov 21st from web
  10. I'm not drunk enough to fuck my girlfriend, but where are the 14 year old girls???? 5:33 PM Nov 21st from web
  11. HOW WILL I NINJATACO NOW? CRONLUZL 12:30 PM Nov 9th from web
  12. I'VE BEEN UP DRINKING WINE COOLERS ALL NIGHT! 3:13 AM Nov 4th from web
  13. SERIOUS BIZZNASS FOR MAYOR 7:21 AM Nov 3rd from web
  14. Track zima 11:17 AM Oct 29th from web
  15. I'm so drunk I could fuck a horse 7:58 AM Oct 27th from web
  16. @93octane SUCK HIS DICK #BarCampCLTRollCall 7:13 AM Oct 16th from web
  17. you taste like Zima today. 8:26 PM Oct 14th from web
  18. TOO MANY ZIMAS! 11:43 PM Oct 12th from web
  19. Holding on to @theothersarah's taco! 8:11 AM Oct 12th from web
  20. Too many Zimas! CRONLULZ! 12:52 AM Oct 9th from web