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  1. damn this smoker. i can't get it to stay consistently hot. i keep adding coal and wood.
  2. @DougEcks need your email to send you your press creds
  3. @DougEcks hey contact me asap. check your facebook email.
  4. Seriously. Turkey bobbie.
  5. Turkey bobbie
  6. Dollar burgers at bar louie
  7. I like the new pinball museum but it needs a lot of work.
  8. I will not allow torgo to beat me at pinball
  9. 40+ people in the tiny omaha steaks shop and 1 employee. The other guy called off. he's so fired.
  10. Based on my physical reaction to the extreme height of the hoover dam, i have discovered that i am scared of heights. Crap.
  11. Apparently i am afraid of heights
  12. Metal concerts need comfy couches and complimentary cookie trays.
  13. I wanna start a metal band. Apparently all i have to do is scream BOC BOC BOC over and over to get bitches and money. no talent required!
  14. Waiting for paul before going in to see dethklok. Waiting for paul has become an annoyingly common habit.
  15. Leaving krod's wedding reception. met some cool people. Off to get dessert with gf. And a movie.
  16. At a party
  17. Either this guitar is not calibrated or i really suck at this game. I dont suck at this game so it must be the former.
  18. Pumpkin bread is good but raisin nut bread is gooder
  19. Omfg line at the dmv to get a number to be in line
  20. Wtf vegas? You are not the vegas i used to know. You are like the cheap carnival with realtors and time share people. I hate that carnival.