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  1. Marty Beckerman is the Greatest Writer in the History of Literature?!? Tweet this @disinfo #martybeckerman http://bit.ly/8QZ6N3 about 5 hours ago from web
  2. #mm mewithoutYou Brother, Sister album. 1:02 PM Dec 7th from web
  3. I'm also filled with self-righteous fervor. Will be more sufferable later in the day when I remember I can't stand other democrats either. 8:42 AM Dec 7th from web
  4. Shouldn't have watched "For the BIBLE Tells Me So" this morning then read Conservapedia. My blood is straight up angry. 8:37 AM Dec 7th from web
  5. Priuses have been murdering deaf people? Why am I always the last person to hear about these things? 12:11 PM Dec 4th from web
  6. @MadPiper6 I can't give you specifics, but I can tell you TigerDirect.com is a great place to buy parts. 8:22 AM Dec 4th from web in reply to MadPiper6
  7. Huh, my doppelganger @mattfraction is on Twitter. Neat. 8:14 AM Dec 4th from web
  8. @warrenellis seems especially cantankerous today. 7:51 AM Dec 4th from web
  9. @pointlessbanter And yet we still use Facebook. Cocky bastards. 7:46 AM Dec 4th from web in reply to pointlessbanter
  10. @pointlessbanter In short, not a very well thought out feature. 7:27 AM Dec 4th from web in reply to pointlessbanter
  11. @pointlessbanter It occasionally says "You haven't talked to [your dead sister] in a while, reconnect with [your dead sister]" to me. 7:27 AM Dec 4th from web in reply to pointlessbanter
  12. @Snake_Face Just type out "Russia Sucks" until it fills up 8 pages. For sources, pick anything ever written about Russia. 11:05 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to Snake_Face
  13. @DrShenanigans I think I should post it in Hitler's Brain, it's an important topic. 10:45 AM Dec 3rd from web in reply to DrShenanigans
  14. Maybe I should do some work... 8:30 AM Dec 3rd from web
  15. Urgh, just wrote a three paragraph explanation of lightsaber construction on the Cracked forums then the thread got locked. Life is awful. 8:30 AM Dec 3rd from web
  16. @shastaniac I apologize, I am weak of will. 2:50 PM Dec 2nd from web in reply to shastaniac
  17. @DrPuppykicker I can have my dick cake and eat it too. 2:20 PM Dec 2nd from web
  18. Well New York can completely suck a dick, I can tell you something that doesn't suck dicks: The Iron Man 2 poster. 2:16 PM Dec 2nd from web
  19. Seriously New York, Iowa, GOD DAMN IOWA, allowed gay marriage. What in the blazing blue fuck is wrong with you? 2:02 PM Dec 2nd from web
  20. OH GOD DAMMIT NEW YORK 2:00 PM Dec 2nd from web