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  1. Please, Mother Nature... Please don't snow on Seattle overnight. Or ever.
  2. Mmm... Flying Fish coupon! http://www.flyingfishseattle.com/newsletter/coupon1209.html
  3. Cupcake Royale Egg Nog cupcake - YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! Could only have a bite because of the Weight Watchers Overlords... but, WORTH IT!
  4. @golightly21 Are they still inappropriate if said student claims it was an exercise in schadenfreude?
  5. Dear Head, Please tell your migraine friend to go away. I have called the ibuprofens and they will be arriving at your door shortly.
  6. Woo-hoo! Just got another teaching gig for the winter quarter! Gonna be working my butt off... but, will be worth the $ and experience!
  7. A day of interesting culinary experiments; made peanut butter maple bacon fudge & pecan bacon choc chip cookies. Much better than u think!!
  8. @lolpatrol Strange... My vodka infused corned beef sandwich just fell flat. Maybe it needed more salt.
  9. The grossest (and only) vodka infusion I've ever made: spicy dill pickle vodka! http://twitpic.com/sgyh8
  10. Previously, I annoyed Neumo's promoter into giving me free tix to Kimya Dawson. Trying same strategy again for Del the Funky Homosapien.
  11. RT @michaelianblack: Idea for a new organic snack chip: "Placentas!"
  12. Best sullying thought for cookies: "Jesuits touched them".
  13. The only thing that I can think of to help me resist the tray of Xmas cookies behind my desk is to somehow sully them in my mind...
  14. BACON RETWEET!!! Thank you, @golightly21!!! http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=120994007&sc=fb&cc=fp
  15. @golightly21: Guess who's getting a tin of bacon-flavored cookies this winter???!!!
  16. @golightly21 Thanks!!! It's for an interdepartmental yearly stocking competition at work... hope we win this year!
  17. Just plumbed the recesses of my email address book & am amazed @ how many good old friends I've failed to keep in contact with!!!
  18. Hot glue guns rule!!! http://twitpic.com/rt6ss
  19. If you walk into my office & say "I need a blood test" then disclose ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ELSE, I'm very likely going to mock you on Twitter.
  20. I am turning into that old woman who sips from the same cup of ever-colder coffee all day long.