omgneil
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Laplace Don't Come Easy
11:03 AM Nov 26th
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Little Brown Jacobian
10:54 AM Nov 26th
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It Don't Mean A Thing If It Ain't Got That ANOVA.
10:50 AM Nov 26th
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Id like to apply a fourier tansform to HIS... differential... I want to fuck him.
12:26 PM Nov 25th
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You say "print this one card gift cetificate" like I have money on my one card with which to print it. Can't I quantum tunnel or something?
8:00 AM Nov 21st
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I had food poisoning. On the plus side, I get to take today off. So... silver lining, I guess.
11:21 AM Nov 19th
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Discussion with boyfriend concluded that he was allowed to leave me for Lady GaGa, but only if she has a dick.
8:33 AM Nov 17th
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When my biochemistry prof talks, all I hear is: "So like, RNA right? I'm adorable and nerdy. Hey Neil, let's make out."
5:59 PM Nov 12th
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Having "Bessel Function" as a nickname for the bf was great, until I tried to shorten it. "Bessie" is, apparently, not an okay nickname.
9:40 PM Nov 8th
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"Compare me to math again and you may find that you, also , are like a bessel function of the second kind: a singularity."
9:27 AM Nov 6th
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Baby, you're like a bessel function of the second kind. Mysterious, beautiful, and poorly behaved.
9:16 AM Nov 6th
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SUBWAY OMMNOMNOM CARBOHYDRATES OMMNOMNOM
1:32 PM Nov 4th
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Id say I find you sexy, but that would be as redundant as the genetic code.
10:56 AM Nov 3rd
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Is "THIS IS THE LONGEST NOSE-HAIR EVER!" too gross to Twitter? If not, I have exciting news! Exciting being, of course, rather subjective.
2:43 PM Oct 29th
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Can't help but feel like an engineer studying philosophy akin to a Deaf person studying music theory.
5:06 PM Oct 26th
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Statistics is to calculus as cheerleading is to ballet. Copyright richard.
12:18 PM Oct 26th
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"Low substrate specificity due to high reactivity and EtOH catalyst." "What?" "He's a drunk slut and will fuck anyone. Go for it."
8:18 AM Oct 26th
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Hmm. Definitely hungover. Do I go to the extra long choir practice, or snuggle back into bed? The answer might surprise you!
7:44 AM Oct 24th
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I like my men like I like my practical jokes: just bordering on inappropriate for my age.
6:33 PM Oct 19th
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So like... what does it mean if you have dreams about your junk changing color while having sex?
8:43 AM Oct 18th
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- Name omgneil
- Location Edmonton, AB (Canada)
- Bio Queer mathemasochist and engineering student who loves cheese.
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