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  1. http://www.wral.com/news/lo... Kelly Currin Morris remains found. Scott, husband, being booked. 7:38 PM Nov 17th from web
  2. New interview question: If I tell you to go to hell, will you cry or tell me to come with you? 8:39 AM Nov 13th from web
  3. Interviewing this morning ... It'd help if the candidate stapled a $20 bill to her resume. 8:27 AM Nov 13th from web
  4. got a silver alert:86yo woman wearing a red hood&dress,carrying a basket&hiding under porches! it's not funny when someone is missing but... 7:10 PM Nov 10th from web
  5. It's not a sloppy joy unless you are wearing it. At least everyone here knows my lunch was freakin' awesome! 11:42 AM Oct 29th from web
  6. Can't find the time to procrastinate. 12:40 PM Oct 28th from web
  7. At first glance, I thought the giant silver balloon was the aliens coming to give Obama an award too. 8:13 AM Oct 25th from web
  8. New appreciation for white trash, following the balloon boy incident, I knew they were powerful, but I didn't know they had an air force. 7:35 AM Oct 25th from web
  9. 'Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven' 1:48 PM Oct 20th from web
  10. I bet the balloon boy was just avoiding moms meatloaf. 12:40 PM Oct 19th from web
  11. Twitter is the new 'no holds barred' web site ... Fun for everyone! (As long as no one that cares, sees it.) 11:42 AM Oct 19th from web
  12. manamana. do doooo do doodo 6:44 PM Oct 16th from web
  13. FOLLOW RT @brittwhitmire I am paying 10 cents for each follower between now and 11/19 for NC Children's hospital. Max. $500. Make it happen! 9:13 AM Oct 13th from web
  14. The ultimate revenge would be coming back as one of my children's kids after I die. 3:21 PM Sep 30th from web
  15. Boyfriend sneezes and says it "tasted like bacon, may be swine flu". I swear, if he's porking that Ms Piggy, I'm gonna have to .. join in. 6:53 PM Sep 20th from web
  16. "America runs on Dunkin". I run on empty. 5:26 AM Sep 19th from TwitterBerry
  17. My cat threw up Lady Gaga's fashion. 6:12 AM Sep 18th from web
  18. I want to give a shout-out to all of you with common sense out there! Both of you are amazing! 9:58 AM Sep 17th from web
  19. Prisoner veins found over-used. One-week reprieve from the governor so Ohio prison officials can figure out what to do. #signmeup 7:46 AM Sep 17th from web
  20. I won't fall asleep, no no no, not like last year. 5:52 PM Sep 16th from web