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  1. Getting ready to love my bed!
  2. As a dad , taxi driver, dishwasher...I have figured out how to get great sex from my wife...again..just let her wear the pants.
  3. mind not able to stop
  4. Ok Ive searched Twitter..the only interesting person i can find is @ skipnitsy ..and she's already living with me .
  5. Miss America? we have a problem if winners of beauty pageants are supposed to be roll models...Come on America..wake up!
  6. Susan Boyle, yes the story is uplifting, but we are really only liking her cause she doesnt fill the roll of a star..her voice is just ok.
  7. Why don't I have a trending topics space on my page?
  8. Gonna have to miss the shower..gotta take my son to piano lessons.Crap! I really wanted to conserve water too!
  9. Earth day, I will shower with my wife to conserve water.
  10. @TheMandyMoore Wow, Largo Thats very alternative for you...great! When you see Jamie Candilloro tell him Peej said hey!
  11. @johncmayer Dude..Im there with you! We could bring back the"70's" shorts.
  12. Feel like a real A & R guy. Cant tell you how I feel, with out playing it for my wife first!
  13. @johncmayer @johncmayer I think smoking pot would only get in the way of you being so so normal. Still Love ya!
  14. @trent_reznor your just afraid of dreaming dude!
  15. ok..dishes,meatballs, get kids to bed,and hope for some nookie!
  16. Wiping the puke off my face...and only one glass of bad wine did it!
  17. Twitter works! this morning my wife looks a little more like Demi Moore
  18. Woo hoo! I have 2 followers - take that Ashton.
  19. wishing I was Ashton Kutcher today.