olssonpj
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Getting ready to love my bed!
8:44 PM May 6th
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As a dad , taxi driver, dishwasher...I have figured out how to get great sex from my wife...again..just let her wear the pants.
2:47 PM May 1st
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mind not able to stop
10:30 AM Apr 26th
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Ok Ive searched Twitter..the only interesting person i can find is @ skipnitsy ..and she's already living with me .
8:38 AM Apr 24th
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Miss America? we have a problem if winners of beauty pageants are supposed to be roll models...Come on America..wake up!
7:59 AM Apr 24th
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Susan Boyle, yes the story is uplifting, but we are really only liking her cause she doesnt fill the roll of a star..her voice is just ok.
7:58 AM Apr 24th
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Why don't I have a trending topics space on my page?
9:24 AM Apr 22nd
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Gonna have to miss the shower..gotta take my son to piano lessons.Crap! I really wanted to conserve water too!
6:45 AM Apr 22nd
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Earth day, I will shower with my wife to conserve water.
5:50 AM Apr 22nd
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@ Wow, Largo Thats very alternative for you...great! When you see Jamie Candilloro tell him Peej said hey!
6:27 PM Apr 21st
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@ Dude..Im there with you! We could bring back the"70's" shorts.
6:21 PM Apr 21st
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in reply to johncmayer
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Feel like a real A & R guy. Cant tell you how I feel, with out playing it for my wife first!
6:17 PM Apr 21st
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@ @ I think smoking pot would only get in the way of you being so so normal. Still Love ya!
8:09 AM Apr 20th
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in reply to johncmayer
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@ your just afraid of dreaming dude!
7:59 AM Apr 20th
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in reply to trent_reznor
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ok..dishes,meatballs, get kids to bed,and hope for some nookie!
1:31 PM Apr 19th
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Wiping the puke off my face...and only one glass of bad wine did it!
8:51 AM Apr 19th
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Twitter works! this morning my wife looks a little more like Demi Moore
5:21 AM Apr 18th
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Woo hoo! I have 2 followers - take that Ashton.
7:15 PM Apr 17th
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wishing I was Ashton Kutcher today.
10:08 AM Apr 17th
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