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Unintentionally paused the PVR to watch #sp09. Great, apart from dodgy version of Elbow's one day like this being used as the bed.11:51 AM Dec 13thfrom TweetDeck
According to the bill, I used no electricity during the day in the last six months and am in credit to £277. Sadly, this is an error.5:09 AM Dec 12thfrom TweetDeck
dear all card shops. jesus isn't the only person to have a birthday in december.5:10 AM Dec 11thfrom TwitBin
not best morning. 45min drive to watford to return van, only to realise didn't have car keys. turn around, drive back and start again. grr.4:32 AM Dec 10thfrom TweetDeck
lovin' @nickwallis live tweets from his daughter's nativity play: "And lo behold, Jesus was born and Mary updated her Facebook profile pic"7:08 AM Dec 9thfrom TwitBin
buying a frame for a A0 sized poster really shouldn't be this difficult.4:34 PM Dec 7thfrom TweetDeck
somewhere in Ikea Wembley there are the dimensions to my flat that I'd measured up earlier. And then lost before I got to use them.3:30 PM Dec 7thfrom TweetDeck
