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  1. @indiaknight Command + shift + 3 for an instant, indiscriminate screen shot. The Command + shift + 4 option for more precise captures :-)
  2. Learn the five secrets of innovation - CNN.com http://ow.ly/GKct
  3. [@Sall_y: How do you stop spaghetti getting tangled] Touch of Olive Oil will do it :-)
  4. @RealBillBailey Nice use of alternative spelling of taramasalata at end of spelling rant - I nearly fell through your trap door...
  5. @Fearnecotton Uganda home to the Ik tribe- famously one of only few genuinely selfish 'communities' on planet (Wikipedia) http://ow.ly/GpIf
  6. @robinince Very much looking forward to InfiniteMonkeyCage - 'Here's looking at Euclid' didn't go down well and Broadcasting House then?
  7. The dark side of Twitter lists http://ow.ly/Gp5t
  8. Quarter past BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG @big_ben_clock
  9. @indiaknight Go for the THROAT of the carb - show that eating cooked food supported the evolution of larger brains. True! (then be witty) :)
  10. RT @shitmydadsays: "Everybody's broke. The rule for Xmas this year; if you still shit your pants, you get a present. Otherwise tough shit."
  11. RT @big_ben_clock: BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG:02
  12. Happy Friday afternoon! YouTube - The Muppets: Bohemian Rhapsody http://ow.ly/FvzS #muppets #singing #happiness
  13. Ahhh, my new business chums *shows table of snacks & nibbles*, come in. Who uses Pearlfinders? Good? [conspiratorial whisper] Who's better?
  14. Joyous: "Jedwood on left/SJP's Lovely/Winehouse's Argos tits/Harvester's wet sweetcorn/I CAN HAZ CAVIAR" http://ow.ly/Gbow @caitlinmoran
  15. @caitlinmoran "The Jedwood on the left..." I snorted coffee. The rest of the column just as snort worthy. You have a fun job!
  16. @caitlinmoran Your last para on Jedward in your Celebrity Watch column is genius - Times Online http://ow.ly/Gbow
  17. @hwallop AXA don't need new name for pension http://tinyurl.com/yfj9nts - need reframe payments: para 6 http://ow.ly/Gb6I (@rorysutherland)
  18. "Astonishing article...Thanks" | Find out for yourself why The Hunter Blog is so well liked http://ow.ly/FPie #sustainable #marketing
  19. Colle McVoy: Twaugmented reality | Ads of the World http://ow.ly/G0wH
  20. @davetrott: 'granular'/'heuristic'.. Anyone got any idea what they mean] G = smallest level of detail, H = rule of thumb (a brand, kind of)