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Back from banger racing, fireworks, now to put the world to rightsabout 5 hours ago from Tweetie
Why Apple and Google kick your ass: http://is.gd/4QkN9about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
RT @dceiver: #threewordsaftersex That'll do, Seabiscuit.about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
@MrsSpringy That is quite special. I feel a Studios article coming on...about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to MrsSpringy
@lindsayyyann Do you usually hang with potato-wielding female fanatics, or was this new to you?about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to lindsayyyann
Using Opera is a passive agressive form of geek trolling RT @NathanBowersabout 8 hours ago from Tweetie
Inventing a way for computers to analyse good/bad graphic designs, and it's almost working. Like, wow.about 16 hours ago from web
"To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves.” RT @Steveology4:53 AM Nov 7th from Tweetie
When dreams don't come true http://bit.ly/n9Z9D3:54 PM Nov 5th from TweetMeme
Ah the sweet oblivion of sleep. All 2.7 nanoseconds of it6:37 PM Nov 4th from Tweetie
"It look like you're writing a letter, but don't know how. Insert your tie in the shredder, close your eyes and press GO"4:50 PM Nov 4th from web
I think people should require a license to write. If you fail Apostrophe Usage 101, we'll hurl you into the sun4:45 PM Nov 4th from web
It's tempting to assume nearly everyone else is a moron, but... no, wait. This explains everything!3:43 PM Nov 4th from web
Tonight's task: rewriting copy written by delinquent proto-humans. If it was handwritten, it'd be in wax crayon, slathered in drool3:37 PM Nov 4th from web
That's it. 2009 is my last year of working for clients. No amount of money can justify this.3:26 PM Nov 4th from web
Running out of midnight oil to burn.2:44 PM Nov 4th from web
You're only competing with yourself. everything else is irrelevant. If you believe otherwise, you're doing it wrong RT @codinghorror1:56 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
@codinghorror 1. instant, infinite scalability, 2. better cashflow, 3. guaranteed uptime 4. geographically distributed (we use Amazon EC2)1:46 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie in reply to codinghorror
Have so much caffeine in my system I'm peeing coffee granules10:34 AM Nov 3rd from web
is fighting fires with a petrol-coated toothbrush3:09 AM Nov 3rd from web

Name Oliver Emberton
Location Derby, Derby (52.937611,-1.495
Web http://www.create...
Bio Underage entrepreneur, leader of Silktide Ltd, salsa addict, piano player, runner, lifehacker, conqueror of worlds