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  1. Back from banger racing, fireworks, now to put the world to rights
  2. Why Apple and Google kick your ass: http://is.gd/4QkN9
  3. RT @dceiver: #threewordsaftersex That'll do, Seabiscuit.
  4. @MrsSpringy That is quite special. I feel a Studios article coming on...
  5. @lindsayyyann Do you usually hang with potato-wielding female fanatics, or was this new to you?
  6. Using Opera is a passive agressive form of geek trolling RT @NathanBowers
  7. Inventing a way for computers to analyse good/bad graphic designs, and it's almost working. Like, wow.
  8. "To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves.” RT @Steveology
  9. When dreams don't come true http://bit.ly/n9Z9D
  10. Ah the sweet oblivion of sleep. All 2.7 nanoseconds of it
  11. "It look like you're writing a letter, but don't know how. Insert your tie in the shredder, close your eyes and press GO"
  12. I think people should require a license to write. If you fail Apostrophe Usage 101, we'll hurl you into the sun
  13. It's tempting to assume nearly everyone else is a moron, but... no, wait. This explains everything!
  14. Tonight's task: rewriting copy written by delinquent proto-humans. If it was handwritten, it'd be in wax crayon, slathered in drool
  15. That's it. 2009 is my last year of working for clients. No amount of money can justify this.
  16. Running out of midnight oil to burn.
  17. You're only competing with yourself. everything else is irrelevant. If you believe otherwise, you're doing it wrong RT @codinghorror
  18. @codinghorror 1. instant, infinite scalability, 2. better cashflow, 3. guaranteed uptime 4. geographically distributed (we use Amazon EC2)
  19. Have so much caffeine in my system I'm peeing coffee granules
  20. is fighting fires with a petrol-coated toothbrush