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  1. @holtaway that's 4am HK time, annoying!! they should archive that shit on the website1:45 AM Jul 13th from web in reply to holtaway
  2. watch, or better still visit the plinth at 9pm tonight and see my brother's girlfriend do keepy-uppies for an hour11:55 PM Jul 12th from web
  3. FUCK OFF WEEKEND T1!!!!!3:03 AM Jul 10th from web
  4. colleague and mother-of-two's ringtone is surprisingly drum-and-bass1:50 AM Jul 10th from web
  5. fact of the day: there are more muslims in China than Saudi Arabia12:41 AM Jul 10th from web
  6. best quote from TMS yesterday: "You can't call Strauss a gully, he's too fine"12:40 AM Jul 10th from web
  7. just watching a clip of Brooker's new show. I am still desperately in love with Jamelia.10:52 PM Jul 8th from web
  8. @darcysarto OMG I missed that! From now on I will always refer to HSBC as "Honkers and Shankers"6:47 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to darcysarto
  9. @StefanSchafer have you got in on any "plinth wankers" action yet?6:44 PM Jul 8th from web in reply to StefanSchafer
  10. @darcysarto nice one! no i'm keeping it under wraps for the 1st Test, gonna bring out the big beers for the 2nd.7:48 AM Jul 8th from web in reply to darcysarto
  11. which is the really posh one on TMS, CMJ?4:19 AM Jul 8th from web
  12. I LOVE CRICKET4:10 AM Jul 8th from web
  13. just realised that the ideal software for solving this particular work problem is Hypercard1:39 AM Jul 7th from web
  14. @sarahsavitt http://bit.ly/irUlF6:33 PM Jul 6th from web in reply to sarahsavitt
  15. @sarahsavitt it's brilliant isn't it! have you read the VF piece?1:22 AM Jul 6th from web in reply to sarahsavitt
  16. In my time zone, the cricket runs from 5pm-1am. This entire month is just going to be made of beer.9:08 PM Jul 5th from web
  17. @gsparkera listening to that on the glasto coverage right now at work3:19 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to gsparkera
  18. @darcysarto esp no 332:30 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to darcysarto
  19. @StefanSchafer yeah, it was tense stuff. completely lost on jess, though1:27 AM Jul 3rd from web in reply to StefanSchafer
  20. also i was confusing emmy the great with tilly and the wall11:01 PM Jul 2nd from web
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