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  1. @jenny8lee How about operating expenses differencesbetween Walmart and Amazon?
  2. @jdkess maybe if you mixed farro stuffing with Krystal sliders then it would balance out?
  3. Bedtime story time. I'm betting on Tarzan and Happy Town as the literature of choice tonight. #fb
  4. Paul Graham on Apple's Mistake http://bit.ly/823t6t
  5. Here's to a productive work week. No PMs, two builds, lots of output.
  6. @crazeegeekchick fair enough, but there are some subtle but important differences. BBT was loaded MALL Santa. Also hardwr to be funny in 140
  7. Just discovered the genius that is @loadedsanta
  8. RT @loadedsanta: My wife's over a thousand years old and will never die. Thank you, Satan. Because *that's* fun.
  9. RT @loadedsanta: Elf chicks are four apples high. There's no amount of alcohol that makes four-apples-high hot.
  10. #Topchef fans, tune into FLN now to see a hirsute Chef Colichio circa 2002.
  11. @bam294 is everyone still staying away because of the swine flu scare?
  12. Operation Enduring Power is complete. All of the children's battery-powered toys have been recharged. I think 15% of GDP goes to Duracell.
  13. RT @shanselman: "Let the river of crap that is Twitter wash over you." //the Ganges, this is not. More like the East River.
  14. Tonight's supper cream of chicken & wild rice soup. Do http://post.ly/DCoL
  15. RT @zanelamprey: If you catch me at the new Twilight movie, you have permission to punch me in the taint.
  16. Cream of chicken wild rice soup tonight, starting the chicken stock now. #fb
  17. @ErnieGriffin If I were a squirrel, I'd care more ab...oh, look, a peanut!!!
  18. I just had my first ever CFL bulb fail. I'm pretty sure I installed it about 3 years ago so I'm kinda disappointed in its lifetime #fb
  19. RT @jzy: Badass Formation http://9gag.com/gag/186/
  20. @johnfbraun Not so much "browser part of OS" as "browser is OS." You can't even minimize or close browser. Couldn't change screen resolution