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  1. For fourty bucks, I'll come over and ruin Christmas FOREVER!
  2. He's like, "If I can walk through mud, I can fuck through blood."
  3. What was 9-11 'gain? 2003?
  4. Is it better than Chi Chi’s? Because nothing compares to Chi Chi’s.
  5. Go ahead and touch it, see what it's like.
  6. I'm really excited about the new Microsoft Word macros!
  7. I said when I die and they cut me open I want the whole morgue smelling like potatoe wedges.
  8. You smell sterile.
  9. Is there a size between small and medium?
  10. I'm so overqualified for my job. I mean, look at me. I'm so intelligent!
  11. "=In my next life I am going to have goldfish instead of children, then I can just flush them.
  12. You can't just sick my dick for nothig. #oimemms
  13. I just wanted to see naked boobies. #oimemmys
  14. Trompeter. Wow.
  15. OIM loves Jeanette Trumpeter. #oimemmys
  16. RT @DeRushaJ Overheard: @JasonMatheson still can't pronounce my last name. It's De-Rusha -- like Russia! #oimemmys
  17. Twitter widget is up on the site. Overhear something awesome at the Emmys? Use #oimemmys hashtag! Also, say hi if you see me!
  18. ...and then he murdered someone else. Now he's in prison so I gave him Dave's number.
  19. Overheard at the Emmys! If you're attending the Midwest Emmys (Saturday, Sept 26th), have a Twitter account, and... http://bit.ly/qVMro
  20. Developing amnesia means making new friends every day!