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  1. I burnt the roof of my mouth, then the blister that formed popped. ew. 8:48 AM Nov 30th from web
  2. pizza + cuddle time with the puppy + cheesy movies = best sunday in a while. 4:12 PM Nov 29th from web
  3. oh no tears please, its a waste of good suffering 4:48 PM Nov 28th from web
  4. Terminator and white wine. 8:00 PM Nov 27th from web
  5. Some guy just emailed me to tell me he takes B-12 vitamins and we should be friends... 3:22 AM Nov 27th from web
  6. cookin pierogies in my undies this morning just goes to show you how classy i am. 7:11 AM Nov 25th from web
  7. Sometimes the hardest decision in my day comes from what to wear. its going to be 50 today.. I'm going to risk it and wear a skirt. 6:27 AM Nov 25th from web
  8. maybe ill get to have sex tomorrow. that would just plain old rock. 3:27 AM Nov 20th from web
  9. ignoring the giant pile of dog vomit on the floor until I wake up a little more. do not want to throw up, k thanks. 8:22 AM Nov 16th from web
  10. waking up at 6am knowing I have a good 15+ hour day ahead of me = not fun. 3:26 AM Nov 13th from web
  11. I'm starting to feel the consequences of not having a moments peace to masturbate all week. grumble. 5:49 AM Nov 12th from web
  12. sometimes after a long day, red wine is my only friend. 8:03 PM Nov 11th from web
  13. my biggest pet peeve as of late is having to ride on the crowded commuter rail. I pick the worst times to head into work. Srsly. 6:31 AM Nov 11th from web
  14. dying my hairs back to black. oh yes. 11:33 AM Nov 9th from web
  15. "I dont remember him having a particularly large penis but I don't remember it being overly memorable either. 11:01 AM Nov 8th from web
  16. nothing like getting a little drunk and masturbating. 8:02 PM Nov 7th from web
  17. sneaking rum into a gallery opening, and going AWOL during a gospel choir show, thats how I spend my thursday nights. 6:20 AM Nov 6th from web
  18. just had the most amazing meatless sausage, peppers and mushroom meal ever. ohhh yes. 2:09 PM Nov 4th from web
  19. I am the absolute worst at making coffee. It always comes out too weak. Always always. Brown caffeinated water. eww. 3:12 AM Nov 4th from web
  20. I like my boyfriend today. 6:18 PM Oct 25th from web
  • Name stephanie marie
  • Location New York
  • Bio I'm just a girl trying to find her way in this crazy world
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