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  1. All of a sudden everything is ok. It's good to be happy.
  2. I will eat you alive
  3. I accidentally slept with my contacts in. Not blind ye...shiutr wherwtse;s thyae jyeeeosbad?
  4. my travel list for next year includes (so far) UK,Ireland,Spain,Ecuador,Jamaica,Trinidad,Barbados,S.Africa. I'll be happy if I make one!
  5. There's never a right time to do shrooms because it's ALWAYS the right time
  6. Getting sarcastic/creepy/threatening direct messages from the Onion twitter has been the highlight of the day so far
  7. I realise how chill my work is when my boss walks into work with a bloody mary still 1/4 cut from last night. It is his birthday after all.
  8. Sold a bunch of new sponsor shirts for the Surf Association! Go to SABsurf.org for more info. Site will be live later this week
  9. The trick is in what one emphasizes. We can either make ourselves miserable, or make ourselves strong. The amount of work is the same.
  10. If we get any more good surf I fear my belly button will get chafed so much is will turn into a vagina.
  11. That was a productive lunch meeting. Even though waves can't talk I feel like we all got some good work accomplished. Same time tomorrow?
  12. I think it's time for an executive lunchbreak. I will be surfing Garbanzo's if anyone needs me.
  13. #nottosayonfirstdate I'm going to write about this on twitter
  14. Is there a technical term for those little wispy hairs that grow down your neck that tell you it's time for a haircut?
  15. While watching a few crumbs of comet dust blazing to death in the atmosphere I realised in our own way, we're doing the same.
  16. thanks to surfing twice a day for the past week (woot!) my belly button is a scabby pit of death. pics to follow!
  17. I spent last night compiling the sound track to my dream surf movie. I will actually make it one of these days. I have a vision
  18. I know it's redundant following a list that I'm on. Um. no that's all actually.
  19. Holy Cow it's offshore! This happens hardly ever, and it should stick, along with some solid swell, for a couple more days. Surf Abaco!
  20. you can't DO anything about it. you can't NOT do anything about it. let yourself go and enjoy the ride