ohminotaur
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You guys, I am really really serious about having JUST NOW been informed that the Narwhal is not, in fact, mythical. FML.
about 23 hours ago
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Just had an epiphany about the Civil War. Thanks, marijuana.
5:37 PM Nov 19th
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Domino's lady, you win this round with your cheerful passivity and brushing-off skills. You will not defeat me this time!
11:57 PM Nov 17th
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@ Your past life must have been the sweetest lyfe of allll time.
4:58 PM Nov 15th
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- Howdy @.
4:48 PM Nov 15th
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- I love you Beers Books.
4:46 PM Nov 15th
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Though I wouldn't skip this stage of my life for the world (well...maybe), I am looking forward to settling down and walking the dog.
9:25 AM Nov 15th
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Hello, illicit substances.
12:48 AM Nov 15th
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Artist bitch didn't tip, downstairs roommate is loudly romancing a lady, and the neighbors are having some sort of hip party. Might die.
12:47 AM Nov 15th
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9:04 PM Nov 12th
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Koreans are not as comically useful as Chinamen. Even SAYING "Chinamen" is funny. Chinamen.
9:04 PM Nov 12th
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2:18 PM Nov 12th
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8:11 AM Nov 12th
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Okay. No coupon for you, rude guy.
8:10 AM Nov 12th
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Fingernail guy is now on his third crossword.
3:46 PM Nov 11th
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Getting tattooed within the hour!
12:23 PM Nov 11th
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- When coffee tasting and gambling merge there is bound to be violence.
1:26 AM Nov 10th
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- Poop.
3:07 PM Nov 9th
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@ Depends on the type of shop. Baristas, even the good ones, don't make much more than minimum & live on tips. So be kind.
11:40 AM Nov 9th
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- Oh, you know. Just smoking a cigar.
10:12 AM Nov 9th
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- Name Lauren Bailey
- Location Sacramento, CA
- Web http://gussieup.t...
- Bio Select exagerrated thoughts of a musing hobbit.
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