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- Ohmygod. There was actually a physical altercation over my honor between two bums. With punching! And kicking!about 6 hours ago from txt
- Adorable little girls made my night. They don't have periods, so we cool.7:58 PM Nov 7th from txt
- Cleaning dried menstral blood off of an entire toilet seat within the first hour of my shift was...awesome.7:26 PM Nov 7th from txt
- When you get into altercations with crazies, as I am prone, having an army of other crazies on your side is a must-have. So, I WIN HOBOS.4:58 PM Nov 7th from txt
- Super expensive coffee tasting. Taking forever, oh god.12:17 PM Nov 7th from txt
- Spilled a drink on my crotch just now. Also no keys, couch-crashing, and dramatic lesbian hittings-on. Hello and welcome, Friday night.1:29 AM Nov 7th from txt
- Oh, hey. I love being called out in front of everyone for my undeveloped coffee pallet. SERIOUSLY?5:43 PM Nov 6th from txt
- So much crying! @, @, @. Missing @.9:38 PM Nov 4th from txt
- I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller.8:52 PM Nov 4th from txt
- Found my wallet in the bookstore where I left it last night. With all 300 still inside. THE GODS HAVE SMILED UPON ME.10:28 AM Nov 2nd from txt
- Less than 12 hours after cashing my paycheck, I have lost my wallet. And $400. Also a signed, blank check. Out of town and fucking broke.11:07 PM Nov 1st from txt
- Late to work with a bloody foot. Happy Halloween?10:23 AM Nov 1st from txt
- @ Pedobear? Amazingggg!4:24 PM Oct 31st from web
- There is an elderly woman taking a shower in this Safeway's sink. Happy birthday, me!12:04 AM Oct 29th from txt
- My fly was undone. Not wearing underwear. Who has seen my vagina?7:56 PM Oct 27th from txt
- My mother & friends are talking about display towel layering and shades of green. And boasting about the furniture she took in the divorce.7:40 PM Oct 27th from web
- Sac kids, come see me at work. Super slow and bored to death.8:29 PM Oct 22nd from txt
- Apparently, in this house, upon answering "Yes." to the "Are you an alcoholic?" question, a beer appears in your hand. 5:49 PM Oct 22nd from txt
- Just zipped through six lanes of traffic with a taco in my hand. SO not a Negligent Operator, California. Negligent TACO EATER maybe.4:09 PM Oct 20th from txt
- New Halloween costume idea. Elijah. With his Chariot of Fire aka my bike. Which I will ride from bar to bar. Possibly to my death.6:12 PM Oct 19th from txt
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- Name Lauren Bailey
- Location Sacramento, CA
- Web http://gussieup.t...
- Bio Select exagerrated thoughts of a musing hobbit.
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