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  1. I'm not sure if driving across town to obtain a specific brand of a product that's bad for me is a sign that I'm dedicated or just pathetic.
  2. I sincerely believe Alfred Molina can convincingly play any ethnicity in the world.
  3. And yes, booze is a dealbreaker.
  4. A Knoll computer chair in the vacinity of a space heater pretty much guarantees me not moving beyond this room for at least 12 hours.
  5. Yes, I'd like some wine with my whine.
  6. Oh, and Don gave me a tiny Allen Allen McCollum sculpture.
  7. Well, they're gone. I give my nervous breakdown about 45 minutes to kick in.
  8. Panic mode.
  9. SJK and her chef keep shoving hors d'oeuvres in my face and I keep refusing. I totally understand how Persephone felt.
  10. Gus is asleep at the SJK party. All these rich people keep coming back in twos to gawk at him, like it's a wake or something.
  11. On my way to the last Sarah-Jane party. God help me.
  12. Grace Coddington is my hero!
  13. OMG while unpacking I found a stack of mix CDs from high school. Scrobbling OFF.
  14. @mirnanda Sharp cheddar, extra-sharp cheddar, and fancy rich people parmesan reggiano.
  15. @mirnanda I totally made a perfect roux for Gus's mac & cheese tonight.
  16. ...and a truck with a "Support Strippers" magnetic cause ribbon.
  17. Just saw a car with an "I <3 my violent, alcoholic family" bumper sticker
  18. There is nothing less attractive than the sight of a guy pulling a change dispencer out of his pocket.
  19. @geekchicohio I'm a VIP guest of Alice Walton's museum. Whatever kinda clout that comes with, I've got.
  20. "JRSYGRL" vanity plate = VETO