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  1. Gershwin show at Toledo Symphony, Row E, center stage. Suck it, rubes. 5:00 PM Nov 21st from txt
  2. "It's mostly driven on the premise that Bella just wants to get fucked but she keeps picking all these monsters. E-HARMONY OF DOOM." MHKChoi 12:09 PM Nov 20th from web
  3. @mmhenry You've basically adopted that as a life strategy. 5:25 PM Nov 19th from txt
  4. @mmhenry @letthemeatprada @a_e_p Where the hell is C in all this? 10:15 AM Nov 18th from txt
  5. The line at the new Five Guys is EPIC. I'm going to try my first burger Emily Gould style. 10:02 AM Nov 18th from txt
  6. They're playing The Teenagers at work. Love YES. 10:50 AM Nov 17th from txt
  7. "He's a wannagay." 10:47 AM Nov 15th from txt
  8. Bro-thello. 9:44 PM Nov 13th from txt
  9. Not so awesome color. 10:00 PM Nov 12th from txt
  10. They are totally playing the Leighton Meester single at work. Do I orgasm or retch? 6:28 PM Nov 4th from txt
  11. @mirnanda @bettytron Star Day-Trip. 12:15 PM Nov 3rd from txt
  12. "Our President is too healthy! It's a disgrace to REAL Americans" is basically what Drudge is saying. 12:41 PM Nov 2nd from txt
  13. I'm totally wearing teal for Teale. 11:24 AM Nov 1st from txt
  14. Gigi in the front, party in the back. 9:08 PM Oct 31st from txt
  15. THEY'RE PLAYING PEACHES AT KINKOS!!! 2:31 PM Oct 30th from txt
  16. @g_m_b ...a "friend" named Carlos. 1:47 PM Oct 29th from Twitterrific in reply to g_m_b
  17. Fuck yes, public option. 12:32 PM Oct 29th from txt
  18. I was starting to get bored with BUTT Magazine, but(t) they're totally back on track with the autumn 'Straight' issue. 8:07 AM Oct 28th from txt
  19. Does anyone in Toledo have access to a couple of wheelchairs I can borrow next month? I'll return them in ship shape condition. Don't ask. 6:25 PM Oct 27th from Twitterrific
  20. "I just ate Denny's, I DON'T want to fuck, okay?" 5:09 AM Oct 26th from Twitterrific