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  1. They are totally playing the Leighton Meester single at work. Do I orgasm or retch?
  2. @mirnanda @bettytron Star Day-Trip.
  3. "Our President is too healthy! It's a disgrace to REAL Americans" is basically what Drudge is saying.
  4. I'm totally wearing teal for Teale.
  5. Gigi in the front, party in the back.
  6. THEY'RE PLAYING PEACHES AT KINKOS!!!
  7. @g_m_b ...a "friend" named Carlos.
  8. Fuck yes, public option.
  9. I was starting to get bored with BUTT Magazine, but(t) they're totally back on track with the autumn 'Straight' issue.
  10. Does anyone in Toledo have access to a couple of wheelchairs I can borrow next month? I'll return them in ship shape condition. Don't ask.
  11. "I just ate Denny's, I DON'T want to fuck, okay?"
  12. Broadcast @ Wexner. Pretty much amazing.
  13. "When I moved up here from Florida, I had to re-learn how to play beer pong." Is it really that in-depth?
  14. @geekchicohio Isn't that the pot calling the kettle African-American... Apparel.
  15. So, someone on Twitter should find out if I left my iPhone at the Ottawa Tavern last night. Because I haven't a fucking clue where it is...
  16. The Fugazi tshirt kind if cancels out your lip ring.
  17. Dear Mad Men creators: I don't care which decade I'm in, if it's not medieval times and someone asks for a lock of my hair, I'm macing them.
  18. @mmhenry I TOTALLY heard that on the radio as I was driving home last night.
  19. "Cupcakes, bacon, and Jameson. The way to my heart." Guess who.
  20. Just saw Where The Wild Things are, and I am SUCH a KW.