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  1. @WetBankGuy you read my mind. FAFSA and ensuing loan worksheets are neverending piles of FUN! This is great! #ilovedebt 1:16 PM Aug 23rd from Twittelator in reply to WetBankGuy
  2. One drop plus one drop equals one drop. 6:14 AM Aug 21st from Twittelator
  3. Sooo many fresh peaches from Indiana orchard. Froze some for smoothies. Making peach liquor. What else? They are so very ripe. 10:29 AM Aug 3rd from Twittelator
  4. @maitri re: father's lame excuse for letting his kid die - I don't think Jesus had sex in the bible, so why does this guy have kids? 10:21 AM Aug 2nd from Twittelator in reply to maitri
  5. $70 zombie movie "Colin" at Cannes. http://bit.ly/11NgmE 8:47 AM May 24th from Echofon
  6. Just finished Sandrine's Letter To Tomorrow by Dedra Johnson. Deep and powerful. So absorbing I skipped lunch. Must go fry something now! 4:26 PM May 4th from Twittelator
  7. My new house has stairs. I just found my childhood slinky. So silly happy. Whee! 4:17 PM May 4th from Twittelator
  8. Replaced my NOLA plants today. Ham & eggs lantana, black and blue salvia, rubber tree. They actually sell elephant ears here...for money!? 8:23 PM May 2nd from Twittelator
  9. @dial_m Indiana has In God We Trust license plates as a FREE option to residents. Illegally icky if you ask me. 1:28 PM Apr 28th from Twittelator in reply to dial_m
  10. Wow. Our new neighbors ARE Gray Gardens 2009. We apparently are bully pornographers with the powers of rectal hypnosis. Mkay? 5:40 AM Apr 27th from Twittelator
  11. @maitri yay! Congratulations! We'll see you soon! 3:06 PM Apr 21st from Twittelator in reply to maitri
  12. Bic! RT @socialgumbo If I get enough votes to do it from the Twitterverse I will shave my head and YouTube it before departing New Orleans. 12:52 PM Apr 10th from Twittelator
  13. Last day of work at Tulane before the big move! Feels really weird to leave after 5 years there. Will miss it so much. 6:09 AM Apr 9th from Twittelator
  14. Good article. What would you do with a deserted mall? Hmm? http://bit.ly/3ftUUk 1:22 PM Apr 4th from Twittelator
  15. Best sleep EVER! Apparently, total exhaustion is the key. 4:25 AM Apr 4th from Twittelator
  16. Free Recycling?! http://ecogreenclean.org/ 9:04 AM Apr 1st from Twittelator
  17. @ColonelTribune The fabulous Barbara Walters. "I got twashed w/ ColonelTwibune at Dan Wather's wetirement bash!" She should twitter. 4:33 PM Mar 30th from Twittelator in reply to ColonelTribune
  18. @nitocris ice cream, possibly strawberry, applied liberally, is the best remedy for hurt ankles. 2:04 PM Mar 30th from Twittelator in reply to nitocris
  19. Yay! A bar raising in Brooklyn! A pirate parade! Everything and the kitchen sink. http://bit.ly/CaSrY 4:34 AM Mar 30th from Twittelator
  20. I want to go to Butcher and get bacon pralines! I think they open for brunch. 8:37 PM Mar 27th from Twittelator