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  1. I am truly sorry to have missed Sunday night beers. Monday night beers!
  2. why are we whispering?
  3. it's all adhesive: http://wp.me/ppnTx-8w
  4. what are songs of sixpence for?: http://wp.me/ppnTx-8r
  5. @dareyoudevil I thought that was awesome.
  6. Thoughts On Cooking A Turkey: http://wp.me/ppnTx-8n
  7. oh my golden gods, you guys!: http://wp.me/ppnTx-8l
  8. to start building your own policy,: http://wp.me/ppnTx-8j
  9. I have to cook a turkey again. Why does this always happen to me?
  10. the end is nigh: http://wp.me/ppnTx-8h
  11. jus' a lil' runaroun': http://wp.me/ppnTx-8e
  12. 'cause it's flamingo, flamingo yeah: http://wp.me/ppnTx-88
  13. YAY unexpected wonderfulness!
  14. girl talk: http://wp.me/ppnTx-85
  15. jabberwok however rocks: http://wp.me/ppnTx-83
  16. I want cheddar broccoli soup. That is all. (not really I will also take most other things you have to offer).
  17. mouse pad of questionable evil: http://wp.me/ppnTx-7X
  18. geezus.: http://wp.me/ppnTx-7S
  19. I just wanted to see you dancing in the smokeweed rain: http://wp.me/ppnTx-7O
  20. My boots are too big but they sure are sexy. Funny how that doesn't work with condoms. Not that I have that problem.