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- trying to decide which of my new repertoire of tropical drinks to import for this bbq... will it be a painkiller? a bushwhacker? or... ????7:25 AM Jul 4th from web
- Got to sit in the co-pilots seat in the cessna twin prop! Was soooo tempted to touch things but resisted so we would not all die7:38 AM Jul 3rd from txt
- Last full day of vacation, gonna rock it out!5:42 AM Jul 2nd from txt
- This day has been full of challenges but it turns out it was worth it bc now I'm in the best place ever.1:03 PM Jun 30th from txt
- I feel like when you charter a private plane, it should, like, show up. But I'm new at this so maybe not10:44 AM Jun 30th from txt
- Best day ever kayaking and snorkeling! Like sticking your face into a crowded aquarium.12:51 PM Jun 29th from txt
- St John rocks... Accidentally came for Carneval FTW!!!6:10 PM Jun 28th from txt
- 600 lb woman on my tiny plane w me? Isn't that what took Alliyah down??? Arrgghh5:47 AM Jun 28th from mobile web
- About to board a reeeeeeally tiny plane... Tad nervous... Best get over it bc its 1st of 3 sm planes this wk5:19 AM Jun 28th from txt
- Puerto Rico is awesome. Love everything about it. St. John mañana!!! Eso!!!8:18 PM Jun 27th from txt
- Feliz Pride from San Juan! It's as hot and sweaty as a gay bar all over this island so I'm with you all in spirit :)7:38 AM Jun 27th from txt
- Will have to pour out a piña colada for each of my homies-RIP Farrah and MJ. 2 shining stars.4:42 PM Jun 25th from txt
- San Juan PR baby! Gotta get some medalla beer, cafe con leche, and a piña colada! (not nec in that order)9:12 AM Jun 25th from txt
- auto reply is set, bags are packed, house is sorted. drinks w/ friends and then VACATION TIME! (not bringing laptop and you can't make me.)6:43 PM Jun 24th from web
- @SharonBowers It's called LoseIt!, it's free, and it's addictive!6:16 PM Jun 24th from web in reply to SharonBowers
- @SharonBowers according to my iPhone app, the hike burned over 1229 calories and the cookie is somewhere between 150 and 300! so NO!4:55 PM Jun 24th from web in reply to SharonBowers
- iphone is fixed but now I can't find my camera... hope I didn't leave it in Anita Cocktail's enormous cleavage :(12:26 PM Jun 24th from web
- @NuttytheMeg OK of all the suggestions I got, yours was definitely the best.11:43 AM Jun 24th from web in reply to NuttytheMeg
- my job is funny. talking abt an idea 4 treating tinnitus, coworker snappily retorted "I guess nobody but ME cares about fricatives anymore!"11:41 AM Jun 24th from web
- my iphone is inexplicably dead and won't wake up no matter what I do... suggestions?8:43 AM Jun 24th from web
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- Name karen
- Location San Francisco
- Web http://www.offthe...
- Bio meat, bacon, butter, salt! who's with me?
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