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  1. wolfgang amadeus phoenix really is the bomb
  2. think it's time for a new home file server, can't bear the stress of losing another disk. thank the lord for backups.
  3. suddenly driving to work seems like remarkable foresight, not sheer laziness. it really is pissing it down here.
  4. @fourstar drilling for oil isn't just a good idea, it's the bore
  5. @bne you have #quantickstesticles? don't they chafe?
  6. Drinking blue flies in the blue fly with @daddy_mac and @t_wex. Summer nights ftw!
  7. Starting to wonder if a Spanish bar was the right choice of venue to watch the tennis...
  8. @davidsonhouston my excuse is i ran out of battery...
  9. Pub. Pint. Telly. Tennis. Sunshine. Result.
  10. @fjordaan @winjer betting the govt will carry on the atrocities of NXEC, blindly thinking them a good idea. bring back gner.
  11. oh dear. be careful what you wish for. NXEC lose the east coast franchise (yay!). it'll be run by the govt for a year (boo!)
  12. i think my adsl router has overheated. sudden lack of internet is very disturbing (but not, as you may have noted, insurmountable. 3g ftw)
  13. actually properly wtf? Pirate Bay sold, new owners will "introduce business model that would satisfy copyright owners" http://is.gd/1iZfH
  14. still trying to get the taste of maple syrup and bacon lollies out of my mouth. (thanks (i think) @bne)
  15. @dtt101 don't think you'd like it, to be honest... we'll find out in a bit, anyhoo ;)
  16. just found an album i've wanted for a decade on pirate bay, having been unable to buy it legitimately in all that time. the internet ftw.
  17. @nicksermon it was the tweenies' equivalent of a post club taxi rank...
  18. Queueing for a pony ride. Very bored. Although to be fair, not as bored as the pony.
  19. @bassdread we have one of those bikes - really helps
  20. i saw this and thought of @fcw http://is.gd/1ezce (although I bet he's an android rather than iPhone man)