OfficialKat
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Sometimes my bedside lamp turns itself on...unfortunately, it's never when I have a brilliant idea
4:50 PM Dec 15th
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Rodene leaves me tomorrow...AGAIN. I'm a disaster without her. I need a cookie
11:38 PM Dec 14th
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@ awwww I love you bear head
10:56 PM Dec 14th
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in reply to Megan_Park
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It's beginning to look a lot like Christopher Walken
4:19 PM Dec 14th
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Dreamt that I couldn't keep my hair in an updo. Really, subconscious?
11:04 AM Dec 13th
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Industry party not most opportune place to do eerily accurate seal impression
2:13 AM Dec 10th
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- There's an app for that
12:29 AM Dec 9th
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Stumbled into a Dungeons & Dragons store and was shocked at the price of everything. A packet of sand for $8.99?! DAMN YOU, SALAZAR
9:33 PM Dec 8th
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Strong desire to eat jello overridden by strong desire not to get dressed and drive to get jello
1:43 AM Dec 8th
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Dear neighbors: your party is loud and I hate you
1:25 AM Dec 6th
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Ordering books off of Amazon Marketplace always makes me feel like a shady alleyway drug addict
11:36 PM Dec 4th
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I never do this BUT....@ HI! I seeee youuu.....thank you for all that you do <3
5:46 PM Dec 4th
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Saw 'New Moon' out of loyalty to my dear @ ...and I would like to know why all the werewolves wear jean shorts. Nevernudes?
1:57 AM Dec 4th
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sneezed
1:07 PM Dec 3rd
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Boys be whack
4:44 PM Dec 2nd
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Tonight I referred to some teenagers as "little punks". I am slowly turning into Al Bundy
1:50 AM Dec 2nd
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My rabid excitement for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is perhaps matched only by Spongebob's rabid excitement for Krabby Patties
6:26 PM Dec 1st
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Aliens helped build Stonehenge, according to the History Channel. I wish they wouldn't talk about the Welsh like that...
3:34 PM Nov 30th
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'bastard' is the new 'douche'
5:52 PM Nov 29th
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Words can't describe how excited I am for this
8:44 PM Nov 28th
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- Name Kat Dennings
- Location USA
- Web http://www.katden...
- Bio I'm a man with conversation skills, and I'm a man with hundred dollar bills
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