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  1. "Homeslice needsta put some shoes on fo reaaaaal" -NC 3:50 PM Dec 2nd from Socialite.app
  2. "Teenage girls are too powerful!" -CC reviewing New Moon. 1:44 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  3. "Nothing like a little H1N1 to gecher week goin'!... *dead silence*" -GK 10:38 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  4. "Yeah, I'd like to see some man ass" -BR 9:36 AM Nov 12th from Tweetie
  5. "I had a condition known as "bird lungs"" -GK 10:34 AM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  6. "Don't eat my babies!" -JN 5:07 PM Nov 5th from Tweetie
  7. "Bowrlth" -CP 10:52 PM Nov 2nd from Tweetie
  8. "Get me some OXY cuz I'm gonna break out!" -RQ 11:22 AM Oct 27th from Tweetie
  9. "I, um, had 2 brats in my mouth last night" -RV 2:47 PM Oct 26th from Tweetie
  10. "Tim used to live in a world of spandex" - SA 8:59 AM Oct 23rd from Tweetie
  11. "I'm sorta lookin' at your thing there, and it's a little black..." -GK 5:05 PM Oct 20th from Tweetie
  12. I'm married to the banana king. 4:47 PM Oct 20th from Tweetie
  13. how's the bald guys doing? 10:07 AM Oct 19th from Tweetie
  14. Have you seen my abs? Wanna count the packs? 9:23 AM Oct 19th from Tweetie
  15. Voh dude it's like Star Trek!!! 2:11 PM Sep 24th from web