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  1. 10 secrets to mind blowing wealth playing facebook games http://dumbass.dontclickher...
  2. @mayaREguru what is the sign of pneumonia ? how do you know ?
  3. @MzPurp great pic, pollenate me baby
  4. @kaysha really? wow, i guess someone else is willing to put their thumb up their bum
  5. @singleedition I am hoping to be your boy toy, can you be my Cougar?
  6. @RockinMomma I just put a hot pocket in the microwave, took my shoes off and am watching TV in the living room, try to keep the noise down
  7. @Crystalsmom i love the blueberry, but are you sure when you read "pie" they were talking about that kind of pie? come on mom
  8. i'm going to eat ice cream
  9. i updated alexa plugin in firefox, now firefox does not work - darn
  10. l love poetry, btw does anyone write their own DMs anymore, apparently I am in about 20 mafia families
  11. @MrsPandowdy ahha, awesome
  12. if you see me in public kiss me
  13. gotta run folks, be bad !
  14. @angryfish38 that is awesome, i dont dare step on a scale, unless i need the extra height to reach the cookies i put out of reach
  15. @angryfish38 i am so far over the line these days it makes no difference, but i got a watch to show me how far i run - i use it for show
  16. three chocolate donuts last night and i could not figure out why i could not fall asleep
  17. @PigsknLvngLady liking the new pic
  18. stop saying "i am going green"
  19. quote " I would rather eat a pint of chunky monkey then not have tried "
  20. @Stacerella sweat rolling down my love handles kinda tickes, its going down my back and into my crack i dont like (that's a dr seuss quote)