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  1. "At least I've got back door access now." -Chris4:08 PM Jun 4th from Tweetie
  2. "And every time you touch you touch it, you'll hate it. But then you'll like it." -Jason10:47 AM Jun 1st from web
  3. "They do nuts, and it seems like they do a lot of fruits." -Kirsten3:46 PM May 27th from Tweetie
  4. "Do me again! Do me again!!" -Marke2:44 PM May 27th from Tweetie
  5. "I don't even know what I'm swallowing." -Marke12:15 PM May 27th from Tweetie
  6. "Right after it fell out, I was like... errrhrhhnn...." -James3:02 PM May 21st from Tweetie
  7. "I had to do it hard, otherwise it wouldn't go in." -Kirsten3:01 PM May 21st from Tweetie
  8. "Tell me how wide you want it." -Chris2:45 PM May 21st from Tweetie
  9. "I feel like doing dick today." -James1:46 PM May 21st from Tweetie
  10. "I can't get it up for you yesterday." -Marke3:13 PM May 20th from Tweetie
  11. "I like to feel it when I get slammed." -James1:35 PM May 19th from Tweetie
  12. "That's why my dad has so many enemies. He's great at the dick route." -Marke1:31 PM May 19th from Tweetie
  13. "I had dookie in 4th grade." -James1:55 PM May 18th from Tweetie
  14. "It's not incredibly small." -Chris1:10 PM May 15th from Tweetie
  15. "C'mon Marke, have you always had this much trouble slipping in boners?" -James2:03 PM May 14th from Tweetie
  16. "You blew your nood over a twinkie?" -James10:00 AM May 4th from Tweetie
  17. "This is a pain in the ass to fill." -Sandra2:20 PM Apr 29th from Tweetie
  18. "You know I love playing slap and tickle with you, girl!" -Reardon3:42 PM Apr 24th from Tweetie
  19. "Might as well, I got beat by you two different ways today." -Kirsten3:39 PM Apr 24th from Tweetie
  20. "Do you beat it sometimes?" -Marke10:02 AM Apr 24th from Tweetie
  • Name That's what WE said!
  • Bio Things that sound dirty, but probably aren't.
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