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  1. Today's thought: all we are is dust in the wind. Or in a mason jar on my shelf. Either way you're going to wind up as dust if I have my way. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Today's Thought: Tis better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all. And yet some husbands get mad when I take their wives! 6:23 AM Dec 1st from web
  3. Today's thought: beauty is in the eye of the Beholder. Ah Beholder, you were a worthy advesary but who has your eye now?! ME! 2:03 PM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  4. Today's advice: run towards danger! Yes...that's it. Keep running towards me... 1:53 PM Nov 25th from Tweetie
  5. Today's advice: life is love. And fire is love too. Women just don't seem to understand that. 1:56 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  6. Today's advice: know your enemy! And tell me who he is. He won't bother you again... 7:14 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  7. Today's advice: if you can dream it, you can achieve it! Unless you dream that you're an intelligent Hungarian. That will not happen. 3:46 PM Nov 17th from Tweetie
  8. Photo: Some fool made this cartoon supposedly highlighting the rules to Beat The Greek.  It looks mostly good... http://tumblr.com/xbm42i8y7 7:19 AM Nov 16th from Tumblr
  9. Photoset: IMPOSTORS! http://tumblr.com/xbm42i810 7:18 AM Nov 16th from Tumblr
  10. Today's advice: grab the bull by the horns! That makes the castration process a little easier. 11:48 PM Nov 11th from Tweetie
  11. Today's advice: waste not, want not. Unless were talking about sow loin. a truly worthless cut if you ask me. 8:15 AM Nov 4th from Tweetie
  12. Today's advice: it ain't over till it's over! And if I know anything about bear baiting, it could br a while before the dogs kill that bear. 5:05 AM Nov 3rd from Tweetie
  13. Photo: Some pretty phat Phantom Phans went as me this Halloween.  You can see all of them here. http://tumblr.com/xbm3tmncb 2:29 PM Nov 2nd from Tumblr
  14. Todays Advice: Distance makes the heart grow fonder! And a good soak in lemon juice makes the heart meat grow more delicious... 4:37 AM Nov 2nd from web
  15. http://yfrog.com/9giqflj (via @nickrp) he's got the right idea! And he shall be spared for it! 11:05 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  16. If any of you pagans are planning to celebrate the harvest this eve dressed as me, be sure to send the pic to Collegehumor! 11:04 AM Oct 31st from Tweetie
  17. Today's advice: dress 4 the job u want, not the job u have. And that's why I always wear a butchers apron even though I'm an amateur. 9:04 AM Oct 29th from Tweetie
  18. Today's Advice: Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer! Either way, they're both going in the dungeon. 5:22 AM Oct 28th from web
  19. Today's advice: it ain't over till the fat lady sings! Once a fat chicks on stage I can't blame you for leaving. 12:49 PM Oct 27th from Tweetie
  20. Today's Advice: Eat. Pray. Love. In that order, please. IN THAT ORDER, I SAY! 3:50 AM Oct 26th from web