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  1. Christmas Cookie candle in the office is good though about 20 hours ago from web
  2. uh oh, Christmas songs in the office about 20 hours ago from web
  3. I feel very competent today. That is, in comparison to these yahoos. 9:48 AM Nov 25th from web
  4. I am going to kill someone today. KILL. (Note to cops: No, no I'm not.) 7:00 AM Nov 25th from web
  5. I loathe sitting next to a sick person at work. 8:30 AM Nov 23rd from web
  6. @jvitzu 2007 will blow your mind in 6 years then!!! 1:46 PM Nov 13th from web in reply to jvitzu
  7. UUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7:38 AM Nov 11th from web
  8. if you are coughing uncontrollably, you should not be at work. thanks be to god. 7:36 AM Nov 6th from web
  9. my hands, they are cold 7:17 AM Nov 6th from web
  10. @HMXkfan Have you ever had Tazo Brambleberry. It is my drink of choice at my work's dining hall. 12:52 PM Nov 5th from web
  11. I wore a too-short sweater today. 7:34 AM Nov 5th from web
  12. am I irritable or is work irritating? 6:21 AM Nov 5th from web
  13. Newsflash: You're a fucking idiot and you treat people like they are assholes. 7:20 AM Nov 3rd from web
  14. ha ha I just told the other temp to slow down 12:42 PM Oct 28th from web
  15. @HMXkfan delicious vegan ice cream + delicious soymilk = delicious milkshake! 12:13 PM Oct 26th from web in reply to HMXkfan
  16. @HMXkfan omg ostrich hammer 8:37 AM Oct 26th from web in reply to HMXkfan
  17. suck a fart out of my ass 1:11 PM Oct 21st from web
  18. http://bit.ly/nK3Q3 10:32 AM Oct 21st from web
  19. current work pet peeve = paperclips (I can't post a picture because Flickr hasn't posted mine yet... 8 minutes and counting) 10:23 AM Oct 21st from web
  20. Dear lady boss, you don't have to repeatedly tell me what to do. I am already doing it. 7:39 AM Oct 21st from web
  • Name Office Girl
  • Location Conjunctivitis-ville
  • Web http://officegirl...
  • Bio continuing office death
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