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offensive_mango

Wondering why I looked so suspicious that a security guard felt the need to follow me around Boots.

How can one glass of wine and one pint of beer cost £8.40?!
Child of our Time is awfully sad this year.
I love the way the working day flies by when I'm stupidly busy.
I am so fucking sick of seeing anorexic women.
There are those whom you meet who you simply know will *never* do anything surprising.
Noticing the overwhelming smell of shit coming from one of the three smart-looking women around me on the bus. But who?!
@misscay well done!
If bus drivers hate the public so much--an understandable position, I might add--they should possibly have pursued other career options.
@bluedevi Shall we fight that to the death or merely to the full stop? ;)
Listening to the madman standing next to me muttering "TEMPle of MITHras!" again and again.
Wondering why the sizes and shapes of women are much more varied than those of men.
Feeling pleased that London's weather is back to what one might refer to as an "appropriate" temperature.
Thinking it's rather rude to arrange to meet someone "after work" then not answer any calls, emails, or texts requesting details.
Thinking that public transportation's downfall is the "public" part.
Reading my old twitters. Am amused at having compressed this joke: http://tinyurl.com/5j6eaq into 140 characters: http://tinyurl.com/6phsfl
Finding that it all works nicely, and recommending the TwitterSync application on Facebook if you like that sort of thing. Which I do. TTFN!
@misscay: using you to test another aspect of twittersync: the FILTER. Sorry if you feel used.
Testing this whole "twitter updates fb status" thing.
Hating getting old.
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