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  1. RT @celebritygossip Family sees image of Michael Jackson in tree stump. http://bit.ly/14w6oL8:37 AM Jul 7th from twhirl
  2. Artists "Big Balls" artwork is burning shoppers in the summer heat. http://bit.ly/F4gSy2:31 PM Jul 4th from twhirl
  3. Wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers http://bit.ly/7kgIn4:15 PM Jul 2nd from twhirl
  4. RT @traveladvice US Airways flight to Los Angeles diverted to Albuquerque after passenger removed all his clothing http://bit.ly/3wtcMn7:27 PM Jul 1st from twhirl
  5. Man calls 911 to say McDonald's overcharged him. http://bit.ly/8i4OP4:06 PM Jun 30th from twhirl
  6. 13-story Building in Shanghai Collapsed Almost Completely Intact http://bit.ly/7MN4V1:02 PM Jun 27th from twhirl
  7. Fox steals more than 100 shoes. http://bit.ly/5GvQP7:51 AM Jun 13th from twhirl
  8. Oops: Family thrown out mattress that had one million dollars stuffed inside it. http://bit.ly/163Z4K3:50 PM Jun 11th from twhirl
  9. President Obama receives a Chia Obama as a gift. http://bit.ly/sWAki2:47 PM Jun 5th from twhirl
  10. CEO of Ryanair wants to charge passengers to use the bathroom. http://bit.ly/2mrbD19:29 AM Jun 3rd from twhirl
  11. Blonde Latvian women counter recession gloom with parade. http://bit.ly/q45hP5:09 PM Jun 2nd from twhirl
  12. Zoo's tainted sno-cones sicken 4 - employee poured chemical greaser into sno-cone machine instead of the yummy syrup. http://bit.ly/17AY2G8:02 PM May 31st from web
  13. Video: Deer jumps over police car. http://bit.ly/UuVWR4:22 PM May 31st from web
  14. Two women in bikinis are stealing stuff from cars in a Lafayette, Louisiana http://bit.ly/14ehBr1:05 PM May 30th from twhirl
  15. Three-year-old buys earthmover in online auction. http://bit.ly/D4KMr9:34 AM May 22nd from twhirl
  16. The Excitement Builds: World beard and moustache championships kick off Friday in Alaska. http://bit.ly/bQWAE10:22 AM May 21st from twhirl
  17. Boy hopes the 43 snails he put on his face will break a record. http://bit.ly/Zs2S13:27 PM May 20th from twhirl
  18. US teenager attempts to rob internet cafe with a banana. Gets caught but eats evidence. http://bit.ly/i8NSw8:10 AM May 17th from Ping.fm
  19. Ill-fated fridge cleanup sickens 28 in San Jose http://is.gd/zik34:49 PM May 13th from twhirl
  20. Toilet Snake Bites Man's Penis. http://bit.ly/f6UGx8:06 AM May 12th from twhirl
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