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  1. Man Charged $23 Quadrillion For Cigarettes http://bit.ly/uY2a62:37 PM Jul 15th from twhirl
  2. Distracted Texting Teen Falls Down Manhole http://bit.ly/16bzQg1:44 PM Jul 12th from twhirl
  3. Shrub Man declares flower war on his enemies http://bit.ly/AyqnU1:35 PM Jul 12th from twhirl
  4. New York City arrest Batman and Superman. http://bit.ly/Prxm63:20 PM Jul 10th from twhirl
  5. RT @celebritygossip Family sees image of Michael Jackson in tree stump. http://bit.ly/14w6oL8:37 AM Jul 7th from twhirl
  6. Artists "Big Balls" artwork is burning shoppers in the summer heat. http://bit.ly/F4gSy2:31 PM Jul 4th from twhirl
  7. Wrestling midgets killed by fake hookers http://bit.ly/7kgIn4:15 PM Jul 2nd from twhirl
  8. RT @traveladvice US Airways flight to Los Angeles diverted to Albuquerque after passenger removed all his clothing http://bit.ly/3wtcMn7:27 PM Jul 1st from twhirl
  9. Man calls 911 to say McDonald's overcharged him. http://bit.ly/8i4OP4:06 PM Jun 30th from twhirl
  10. 13-story Building in Shanghai Collapsed Almost Completely Intact http://bit.ly/7MN4V1:02 PM Jun 27th from twhirl
  11. Fox steals more than 100 shoes. http://bit.ly/5GvQP7:51 AM Jun 13th from twhirl
  12. Oops: Family thrown out mattress that had one million dollars stuffed inside it. http://bit.ly/163Z4K3:50 PM Jun 11th from twhirl
  13. President Obama receives a Chia Obama as a gift. http://bit.ly/sWAki2:47 PM Jun 5th from twhirl
  14. CEO of Ryanair wants to charge passengers to use the bathroom. http://bit.ly/2mrbD19:29 AM Jun 3rd from twhirl
  15. Blonde Latvian women counter recession gloom with parade. http://bit.ly/q45hP5:09 PM Jun 2nd from twhirl
  16. Zoo's tainted sno-cones sicken 4 - employee poured chemical greaser into sno-cone machine instead of the yummy syrup. http://bit.ly/17AY2G8:02 PM May 31st from web
  17. Video: Deer jumps over police car. http://bit.ly/UuVWR4:22 PM May 31st from web
  18. Two women in bikinis are stealing stuff from cars in a Lafayette, Louisiana http://bit.ly/14ehBr1:05 PM May 30th from twhirl
  19. Three-year-old buys earthmover in online auction. http://bit.ly/D4KMr9:34 AM May 22nd from twhirl
  20. The Excitement Builds: World beard and moustache championships kick off Friday in Alaska. http://bit.ly/bQWAE10:22 AM May 21st from twhirl
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