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  1. We slink through darkness on rail, mere stowaways on the 42-hour trek of the Southwest Chief. Trading Oz for Lincoln by lunch.
  2. We digest "Band of Brothers" on Friday. Micah, upon hearing the news, promptly drew a Swastika on his napkin at dinner. Accidental, folks!
  3. RT @toddlevin: Here's a great gift for the man who has everything: some self-control.
  4. Scenes from Wichita: "Wine and beer are food groups. We googled it!" says the liquor store sign.
  5. "These fans are sucking face tonight!" -ESPN's Jesse Palmer on the nailbiter Texas/A&M game. There WAS some lip-locking, to his defense.
  6. Breaking: Wichita has truly made the big leagues. We have Millie the Weather Dog on KWCH-TV and I already forgot the meteorologist's name.
  7. A Thanksgiving surprise as I catch my dad visiting Fail Blog. And since he'll see this, I'm not judging. Just bloated with food.
  8. My uncle at the Thanksgiving table: "I have a new addiction. ReddiWhip. I even put it on my popcorn the other night." (via @ngerik)
  9. Just remember... turkey testicles.
  10. RT @FakeAPStylebook: For balance, Thanksgiving articles should also contain quotes from devastated turkey families.
  11. Woke up in a stranger's room beneath posters of wolves; slumber in a sleeping bag. Now on campus at KU, doing my best to fool the kids.
  12. In astonishment as train drops me off 40 minutes ahead of schedule in Lawrence, Kan. This never, ever happens.
  13. By the light of dusk, to Kansas http://bit.ly/83RpWB
  14. @elle__p Several things... your boss is Mr. Colon? And your job is cafe manager? I'm slightly confused.
  15. @angelapham Your boy loves cash! Yea! Will you be home for the holidays at all?
  16. Overheard in Starbucks line: "la la la latte something something with TWELVE PUMPS." That's legal speed, you sugar fiend idiot!
  17. I may have just eaten dinner off a dirty plate. This is why we do not eat dinner at 2:30 a.m.
  18. @coloneltribune You seem to have woken from your proverbial slumber, Colonel. Witty, lively and no longer hiding. What happened?
  19. RT @gruber: Editing video in iMovie 09 is like typing with mittens.
  20. I had a dream... of an alcoholic Michael Jackson driving me recklessly around my home of Wichita, Kan. Ended in a small house fire.