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  1. I finished reading Our Town today. I really enjoyed it.
  2. I went from watching Toddlers and Tiaras to watching a kid with progeria. Opposite ends of parent spectrum.
  3. Explained Cujo as Beethoven getting rabies and killing the family.
  4. Watching The Little Couple tonight.
  5. Happy Birthday to #BillyMays! What a masculine, bearded pitchman.
  6. Sitting here. Listening to the Police.
  7. Harry Potter was sexy. Quite attractive.
  8. Gonna see the new Harry Potter sooner than later.
  9. This here's a real sweet tweet.
  10. All of the tweets I see are either Anthony Sullivan or Billy Mays III.
  11. I think cacti are the funniest plants in existence, but I have no idea why.
  12. Every morning, Al Roker tweets the tweather. I pay no attention. I just follow him because he's Al Roker.
  13. Waiting for Conan @planetross1 Do they have anything like the tonight show in Japan?
  14. I own the greatest mask in the history of maskdom.
  15. Pandora radios has a way of saving me from boredom.
  16. I, in fact, am the eggman.
  17. Cat got your tongue? Put that thing down. #literalwisdom
  18. Never look a gift horse in the mouth. It would probably smell. #literalwisdom
  19. More work. Possibly more swimming. Days of the week lose all significance during summer.
  20. @planetross1 I usually just call them tacks. But on more than one account, I've called them thumbnails. What has technology done to me?