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  1. Leftovers. Also: coma.
  2. @daisysf Trimming: maybe if the guy is super hairy. Shaving: no, unless he's a olympic swimmer who is also gay.
  3. Drooling over the stock at http://www.watchismo.com/ WANT
  4. Twilight: New Moon is like a season of Dawson's Creek teen melodrama in two+ hours, only much worse. Begs for midnight cult movie treatment.
  5. Avatar looks like a CGI version of the Endor portion of Return of the Jedi with blue skinned Ewoks and marines as the Empire. #lame
  6. Vampires and werewolves. Sigh.
  7. Fifth (and final) load of Thanksgiving dishes washed. By hand. #youresoakinginit
  8. Couch, fetal position.
  9. I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker, And I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker, And in short, I was afraid.
  10. Parents dropped off at airport. Child in bed. The house quiet except for the gurgle of turkey stock, the crack of ice in whiskey and a sigh.
  11. Port, pies, and Paul Simon. (I had to break it to my parents that he's bald.)
  12. Me: I'll do the dishes. It's therapeutic. @jannine: That's a lot of therapy. Me: You know me, right?
  13. Dinner is a go. Repeat: dinner is a go.
  14. You may have seen this, but it made me laugh so hard I had tears rolling down my face: http://is.gd/54fEN #piecharts
  15. Your average bar drunk does a better version of "That's Life" than Alan Cummings. #macys #atrocity
  16. My dad: "That guy went to Julliard for four years to dress up as Shrek." #macys
  17. For when you're feeling cranky today (and you know you will): William S. Burrough's Thanksgiving Prayer http://is.gd/546GF
  18. Let me just say this since I have a tendency these days to forget: I have much to be thankful for: health, friends, family, meaningful work.
  19. Giblets are a code word for the disgusting stuff that no one eats anymore. #thanksgiving #waitingforryanfreitastodisagree
  20. @AndrewCrow @inkblurt No, I was having trouble decoding the secret message and wondering if congrats were in order. If so: Congratulations!