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  1. Very cool site to turn your handwriting into a font: http://www.fontcapture.com
  2. Morphine would be better. C'mon, kid, let's think this through.
  3. Bam humbug moment: "Christmas Shoes." I like heels as much as the next gal, but if I'm dying, I don't need my kid to score me a new pair.
  4. What brought me back from my Twitter-respite? @JohnHeffron following me. Did I get famous and not realize it? Unlikely.
  5. After a Flight of the Conchords marathon, my inner voice has a New Zealand accent. Doesn't help that the DNB's outer voice has one too.
  6. I'm preparing some background medical research for the DNB. My Word doc is one long red squiggle.
  7. @altgeldshrugged I use a messenger bag for my small dogs. Same principle. Same general avoidance of work.
  8. Me to the DNB: "I just don't get how living at your level of procrastination doesn't just freak your shit out all the time."
  9. Not surprisingly, "You're the Inspiration" is the opposite of inspiring at 8am on a Friday morning. Sorry, Chicago.
  10. Dear Bank of America: this "customer service" process would be more efficient if you would actually read my email before responding to it.
  11. Why is receiving catalogs not an OPT-IN process? Just spent 2 hours removing myself from lists. Will be billing senders for my time.
  12. "Your face is ... very proportional." - DNB
  13. I just fixed one of my favorite shoes by sewing it. Blood dripping from finger pricks is slowing.
  14. @danerkebab You're right, I'm being unfair. There are plenty Worst Movies Ever out there.
  15. I'm not saying "Observe & Report" is the worst movie ever, but ... Ok, I'm saying "Observe & Report" is the worst movie ever.
  16. And then sad for myself, given the 5 inches of snow we're expecting tomorrow.
  17. Just got sad for Steve McNair again.
  18. I have a $50 gift card to Sephora and can't think of anything to spend it on. This is the worst day of my womanhood.
  19. Love the latest @ImprovEvery mission: invisible dogs.
  20. These Schwan's reps are more persistent than the Mormons.