ocdchick
@socalmom Doing good right now. Legally trashed!
| MRI today so I'm sweetly stoned on xanex. Mmmm. Xanex. |
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| Damn. A double Twitter. |
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| Nothing says happy Mother's Day like bacon I had to make for myself. |
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| Nothing says happy Mother's Day like bacon I had to make for myself. |
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| I wonder if John Travolta is somewhere right now being secretly gay? |
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| Last night I was worried about how I was gonna look on CNN during my interview about what it felt like to get tornado sucked. |
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| On my way to Physical Therapy so they can hurt me in the name of medicine. |
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| Gary Busey is on The TV Guide channel. He makes me want to be a crazier person. |
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| If I don't get a new SNL tonight, I will fling myself off something tall. |
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| I'm debating being blond again. To blond or not to blond. That is the question. |
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| I haven't twittered in 3 months! I have a lot of twittering to do to catch up. |
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| That tell the truth show on Fox is insanity. Who would do that? Seriously! Who? |
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| I should be asleep as I have to get up at odarkthirty in the morning and yet I'm not. Stupid me. |
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| I have decided to do something completely insane, uncalled for and highly inappropriate. |
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| Thank u! |
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| It's hard saying "see ya around". I've never been any good at it. I'm even a little weepy. |
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| Dick Clark...why is a tool doing your job? |
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| I heart Hank Hill. |
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| I should be in a red dress, red heels and big hair...not in bed blowing my nose. |
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