obxlaw
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Don't push me, kid. I'm your huckleberry.
about 8 hours ago
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@ damn, you're good.
about 8 hours ago
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in reply to ripleygold
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“Tiger Woods' wife used golf club to break car's rear window to get Woods out after accident."
She still hooked it.
about 8 hours ago
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If I claim my guests are crashers, can I get secret service intervention?
about 8 hours ago
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Either these kids go or I go.
Either way I win.
about 8 hours ago
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@ you step outside, you're in the water.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to penbleth
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@ that happens all the time here. Except it's people, not deer.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to stacey727
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@ so what's different?
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to StndrdBitch
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@ it was a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to swim there.
about 16 hours ago
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in reply to penbleth
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All of wife's Kentucky relatives are on the way.
I'll be playing the role of Davy Crockett at the Alamo.
about 18 hours ago
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@ nothing wrong that I can see, since a telephone pole is the family tree.
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to essdogg
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@ I'm not sure we have room.
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to betty24twelve
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IT'S BLACK FRIDAY! Oh, wait. I forgot to open my eyes.
about 18 hours ago
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And, we're repeating this on saturday.
Go meat!
7:02 PM Nov 26th
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@ thank them for my wife's new passport.
2:23 PM Nov 26th
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in reply to aedison
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I see fed people.
2:20 PM Nov 26th
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moose and squirrel are 50?
8:50 AM Nov 26th
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Our thanksgiving tradition involves the horn of plenty.
And by horn of plenty I mean a martini served in a punch bowl.
7:46 AM Nov 26th
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Political add punchline is "seniors will not forget".
Uh, yes, they will.
5:59 PM Nov 25th
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@ @ get back in your corners.
5:57 PM Nov 25th
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in reply to knitterplease
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- Name obxlaw
- Bio the curmudgeon at law. there's just no avoiding it. Also, get off my lawn
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