obviousjohn
- Storm has separated me from my wife & child. My worry can only be quelled with video games & free KFC with my bro. May peace rule this home.about 7 hours ago from TwitterBerry
- "Alright! Here's the toasted chicken club you ordered, no veggies, only honey-mustard. That must be for your daughter!" Ha. No. Mine.12:49 PM Jul 10th from web
- Do you slog through rain for coffee, or do you stay inside, warm, dry & deprived? Also, you have an 11-month-old child with you. Thoughts?11:22 AM Jul 8th from web
- Saw a car totally scrape up the side of another parked car in our lot. Got the tags, gave them to the other car owner. I am that hero/jerk.7:26 AM Jul 7th from web
- Morning shifts are off to a good start! Daughter woke up at 1:30, cried for 1 hour, finally slept, then wide awake at 6:30. Yep, good start.4:38 AM Jul 4th from web
- I can't think of anything to say except "I need sleep". That's fairly indicative of what I should do instead of be on here.7:43 PM Jul 2nd from web
- @timoni Put me down for "no".7:39 PM Jul 2nd from web in reply to timoni
- Video proof. http://bit.ly/KZsIV12:08 PM Jul 2nd from web
- Discovery! The so-called "microwaveable" plate isn't making the carrots catch fire when heated. The carrots do it all by themselves.4:48 PM Jul 1st from web
- Britt tried the sheperd's pie with a bit of ketchup. She said it wasn't bad. That's positive, then.12:11 PM Jul 1st from web
- Results of the sheperd's pie, in strictly culinary terms: catastrophic.5:30 PM Jun 30th from web
- This shepherd's pie is going to suck. No food should produce red foam when cooked. I may not be a gourmet chef, but I know this for sure.1:04 PM Jun 30th from web
- Not happy w/ co-worker. Made me late, declined to help me, & stole a sale.9:23 AM Jun 27th from mobile web
- Bugs me when people say how tough their day was & now they're having a drink. That said, my daughter is asleep, and I'm having a shot of CC.5:46 PM Jun 26th from web
- I cooked some carrots for my daughter in a microwavable dish for 9 seconds and they caught fire.2:35 PM Jun 26th from web
- Butthead.8:36 PM Jun 25th from web
- Today is Who Can Wear The Most Hats On Their Head Day. My record: 1.7:11 AM Jun 24th from web
- There will never be an era of more amusingly terrible movie score music than the 1980s.7:56 PM Jun 23rd from web
- Man, this place is trashed. Somebody ought to clean up after my kid.6:04 PM Jun 23rd from web
- Me + BlackBerry = back to the store.7:13 PM Jun 21st from web
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- Name John Austin
- Location Peterborough, ON
- Web http://www.xanga....
- Bio I have a beautiful daughter (not pictured), an amazing wife (pictured), and a decent haircut for once (not pictured).
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