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  1. It's officially been 40 years since Zionists faked the moon landing...
  2. True Blood is kind of a silly show, but I keep watching...
  3. @gapingvoid George Will says it brings together the two worst aspects of American life: violence and committee meetings.
  4. What the fuck is a young professional and why are they, increasingly, the only people allowed to live in this city?
  5. Can we finally stop refering to the National League as a 'major league'?
  6. I'm drunk. Which, I guess, is how things should be...
  7. Also, Yankees, if you'd win today, I'd really appreciate it...
  8. Alright so, please, no one famous die today, no big things get blown up, no big companies go bankrupt, and no pandemics get unleashed.
  9. Mr. Bela Fleck, if you will, kindly, PLAY ME IN!
  10. Alright, I'm up...
  11. @MissSomething I have absolutely, positively no idea what 'fuzzwad' means, but Thank you...
  12. Happy Birthday to me... http://phz.in/1ld8
  13. @documentally If the Beeb's cellar is anywhere near as good as it's archive library, you're a lucky man...
  14. For tonight's midnight celebration: A nice bottle of Bordeaux and a fresh pack of MCDs...not too shabby.
  15. @brad_fidler And you've only had to give, like, half the handjobs she did...
  16. So far all the birthday gifts I've recieved from others, and from myself, have contained alcohol...
  17. ...faster than you can say 'Jack Robinson'.
  18. @jeffhinz It's tomorrow, but I've already started drinking, so Thanks!
  19. @SnowDayTheCat Blocked!!!!
  20. Guerilla marketing is going to destroy our society. Lately I have no idea what is real and what is just trying to sell tic-tacs.