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  1. Advert for Veet promises "touchably smooth legs". Touchably. Touchably? TOUCHABLY?!?
  2. Junk mail from Barclaycard, with "nothing of *interest* in here..." written on the envelope. Geddit? Got it. Bin.
  3. Friday morning Pavement lyric #8 “Look around, around, the second drummer drowned. His telephone is found.”
  4. The Obscurer | Police. Camera. Action? http://bit.ly/Pc0LI
  5. @hackneye Blimey, that's two of my meagre band of twitter followers that have had swine flu. Hope you're all on the mend.
  6. Cadbury's "Freddo" has got to be my favourite amphibian-shaped chocolate bar.
  7. Just broken a chisel trying to get some Morrison's "Soft-Scoop" ice cream out of the tub.
  8. Flying Rodent: on Not Flying The Flag (How Bullshit Works, Part 14,302 ) http://amplify.com/u/97g
  9. *Never* giving my kids Doritos ever again. Currently trying to get them down off the ceiling by using the broom with the extendable handle.
  10. Bloc Party appear to have a limitless supply of very average songs.
  11. The Obscurer | Cover Story http://bit.ly/jyaS1
  12. Blood & Treasure: Parable Of The Snake Illustrated http://amplify.com/u/936
  13. I wonder. Does knowing that our local ice-cream van plays the theme from "The Third Man" aid ones understanding of that last tweet?
  14. “Oh, that reminds me,” says my son on hearing the ice-cream van. “What of…post-war Vienna?” I replied.
  15. @michael_dennis No, I can't find it online either, so for the time being I've whacked it up here: http://www.obscurer.co.uk/m...
  16. @michael_dennis If everyone listened to the Man From Delmonte song "M-I-C-H-A-E-L" it could improve things; it's why I know how to spell it.
  17. Friday morning Pavement lyric #7: “We spoke of latent causes, sterile gauzes, and the bedside morale.”
  18. This hot cup of tea isn't cooling me down at all.
  19. *Still* slightly hungover, despite stopping drinking 16 hours ago. Does hair-of-the-dog work with alcohol-free beer? It's all I have in.
  20. Mother Nature has decreed that I'm of an age where I would benefit from tufts of hair growing from my ears. Mother Nature is full of shit.