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  1. Dense fog advisory - yeah, in my head. Crashed @ 9:10 last night. Still sleepy. Halp! 4 minutes ago from UberTwitter
  2. Wow, Trader Joe's TP roll tubes are much larger (and thus hold less paper) than a 'standard' tube (inserted). http://flic.kr/p/7hYZk8 8 minutes ago from Flickr
  3. @ytsemaddy Can't or am just not properly motivated. about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ytsemaddy
  4. Cute, if you're her parent. http://flic.kr/p/7hWi7q about 13 hours ago from Flickr
  5. Today continues to be a douchenozzle. Weeee! about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
  6. @ytsemaddy Sadly (for you, it seems there are no external links. Next timeyou visit, I can show you. :) about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ytsemaddy
  7. Boooo, SMTP is down on BLuehost. I ran my mail server for 6 years with no downtime. Feh. about 15 hours ago from TweetDeck
  8. @ytsemaddy Ok, I'll see if there are external links I can forward. And I don't blame you. about 16 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ytsemaddy
  9. @ytsemaddy Holy shitballs, you need to check out hte talen show video on his Facebook page! about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to ytsemaddy
  10. NOTHING can ever come CLOSE to the gastric discomfort of splitting a whole bucket of KFC with Tommy. @ytsemaddy about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  11. Awww, she said 'sorry.' about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  12. @cunningminx Reverse cowgirl? about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to cunningminx
  13. I was in charge of lunch today. I gut-bombed the office with White Castle. I do sincerely regret what I have done. about 18 hours ago from TweetDeck
  14. Who the hell is this @nlinus character? about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
  15. @hahnfeld Again, I knew what you meant. I added my own commentary. ;) about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to hahnfeld
  16. @dashdrum Is your trombone rusty? about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to dashdrum
  17. To keep the suck-train rolling, just found out a former coworker passed away on Saturday. Not entirely unexpected, but a bummer nonetheless about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
  18. Forget motorbike. Please to be selling model! http://chicago.craigslist.o... about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck
  19. @hahnfeld I'm pickin' up what you're puttin' down. Seems like the common denominator is me. Maybe I'm PMSing. about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to hahnfeld
  20. I used to work with Jeff Back Not THE Jeff Beck, but A Jeff Beck. And he had quite the power-mullet! @dashdrum @FagFanRoy about 19 hours ago from TweetDeck