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  1. Sweatpants Are Your Enemy http://bit.ly/8tMsuL
  2. Devastating Moment Of Discovery http://bit.ly/08FizXx
  3. Oh moon you follow me every night and never introduce yourself
  4. Motivation Concealed Behind Zipper http://bit.ly/08C45BW
  5. What movie is this? "shut up or we'll shave your balls you dusty old fart"
  6. @eddievedder are you ever going to collaborate with Neil Young again? I thought Mirrorball was special.
  7. @reallesstroud did you not eat the baby chicks in your Colorado Rockies episode because of possible public backlash? Just curious.
  8. What is wrong with people who don't say hello yet you see them in at work every day? I hate those freaks.
  9. Stevie Nicks was a bad ass singer. Do they make em like her anymore? Oh and Get off my lawn you damn kids!
  10. Vagina Extended Warranty Available http://bit.ly/3278O2
  11. Steven Seagal Arrests God http://bit.ly/3ZkVxY
  12. @sportsguy33 you look like devito's penguin with that flipper hand and bulbous neck.
  13. Spontaneous Pachyderm Coitis http://bit.ly/3WQo0s
  14. Everyone Loves Halloween Pussy http://bit.ly/3YfwkE
  15. Driving to JRs home of toothless women, NASCAR gear and biker jackets, or as I like to say Gods Country
  16. Sluts Invading Cities Everywhere http://bit.ly/4uxSyl
  17. Religious Tolerance Is Oxymoron http://bit.ly/29K9pP
  18. Activists Are New Terrorists http://bit.ly/iWlfO
  19. Mutant Great White Eats Everything http://bit.ly/tpPTl
  20. Hybrid People Conquer World http://bit.ly/WbGUF