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  1. Seen Star Trek, the greatest fanfic of all time. JJ Abrams' lust for Spock could power a warp core.
  2. When you get a haircut, does your hairstylist push her crotch onto your elbows, or is it just me?
  3. Still haven't seen Star Trek.I feel the need to see it with my mom, who had naughty ideas about Nemoy & Shatner back in '66.
  4. After eight hours, I can safely say there *is* such a thing as too many episodes of House in one sitting.
  5. Wait a minute. Scott's taken 4 minutes to put pizza in a box. How the hell does it take 4 minutes to put a pizza inna box? DAMN YOU SCOTT!
  6. I know it's just a gimmick, but, that said, the Domino's Pizza Tracker is the most amazing technological achievement of our age.
  7. Watching the newest House episode's climax, all I could think was: "He didn't have time to brush his teeth! Ew!"
  8. Listened to 5 minutes of Sofie's Choice, the Opera. There was no poetry in the dialogue, which made it very painful to listen to sung.
  9. Traveling alone for work means being able to eat asparagus with impugnity.
  10. The first ice-cream truck visit of the season is upon my apartment complex. AND THE MUSIC IS NOT STOPPING.
  11. Failed to achieve haircut. Still chia-head.
  12. My apartment has overdosed on cinnamon potpourri.
  13. Woke up this morning in the shower. Went to bed in the bed. Woke up shampooing my hair. That was odd.
  14. We're part of the zeitgeist now, as lime jello becomes a love interest in a kids' movie: http://tinyurl.com/djowxq ;-)
  15. What everyone else I know is doing: going to see Watchmen,
  16. Daylight cravings time...Must. Drink. Tea.
  17. The Old Hag isn't real, but hag hynagogic hallucinations are. I had my first few earlier this month, awoken by women who weren't there.
  18. "Tom's father died ten years ago, but still sent him birthday presents every year, until today, Tom's 18th." - Random draft hook sentence
  19. Oh, God; added Neil G. and Warren E. to my follow list; have to update every 8 hours just to not disappear from my own page!
  20. Let's see if I have time & talent to use twitter for, um, realz. Step One for getting the play back into my work-dominated life!