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  1. Christmas shopping. Remember when it used to be fun. These days, pain from foot, ignorant people, nightmare parking, terrible drivers, prams
  2. Off to pick over the bones of the decaying carcass which is Borders. I feel like such a vulture. Borders were up the amazon without a paddle
  3. @lynnbryn I know, but if only the world hadn't changed. I doubt trashing the sunken garden would even get a mention on Newsround these days!
  4. @lynnbryn Do you remember John Noakes announcing the appeal when he said "Blind dogs for the guides" which i though to be an admirable cause
  5. @lynnbryn And they never sent me a guide dog, despite all those milk bottle tops I saved up for them. Thieving bastards!. Badge is long gone
  6. @lynnbryn I won a Blue Peter Badge once. I tell you they can't take a 60 degree wash and spin cycle! Pure tat. And I'm still saving stamps..
  7. @lynnbryn You can't mean... you don't mean... surely not the... no?... Really? The Blue Peter Advent Fire Hazard?
  8. @lynnbryn It'd explain why the tortoise they put away one year looks totally different to the one that comes out the box the next year....
  9. @lynnbryn Than it must be the instructions for over-wintering a tortoise?
  10. @lynnbryn I'm guessing it's not the Tracey Island Thunderbirds diarama... so it must be....er... Valerie Singleton?
  11. @Schofe if you wear a silly hat or something daft on your head, people will notice THAT and not that you have no makeup on! Distract the eye
  12. Just sorted tickets to see @daraobriain in May! Dead pleased as previous dates clashed with David's Brother's wedding! Can't wait!
  13. Had Swine Flu injection yesterday. No sleep, aches, itching, sweats, temperature, shivers, swollen arm. Highly recommended to all.
  14. RT @lynnbryn: IDEA (!!!) ~ I could have an ANTI CHRISTMAS PARTY & invitye all my twitter tweeps ??!!!! - "I am the anti-Christ-mas"?
  15. New blog post: Time for the News... http://oberonuk.com/2009/12/01/time-for-the-news/
  16. #RED World AIDS Day today - thoughts with everyone and anyone who is suffering. Suggest give money to charity instead of Christmas cards!
  17. What's this Googlewave business and is it any good?
  18. Support World AIDS Day 2009 (SG), add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - http://bit.ly/1NqGzM
  19. @tabitca Aye, can't complain. Have to catch up sometime when you are less dashing (so to speak)
  20. http://bit.ly/33pyyF - Cheryl on Twitter - itza reet hoot ya noo! Cheearz to ma mate Aggy fa mekking uz laff uz teets aff!