obamasthoughts
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Pretty sure Santa's gonna have an easy time getting thru White House security.
about 2 hours ago
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How do I break it to Biden that we do not have Taliban Avatars? He's pretty excited.
about 8 hours ago
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It's hard to look an unemployed person in the eyes and tell them they aren't hoping hard enough for change.
about 8 hours ago
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A frickin snow storm in Copenhagen during the climate summit? I think the Climate is a Republican.
about 8 hours ago
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Falling popularity #'s. Gotta change things up. My advisors say focus on jobs. But I think I should grow a Lincoln beard.
about 8 hours ago
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Congrats to Iran for the successful test of their Sajjil-2 missile. I'm sure this has nothing to do with their nuclear program.
9:22 AM Dec 16th
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Forget Climate Change--this winter has been one of the worst Season Changes on record. Comfort Czar, fetch my snuggie!
9:18 AM Dec 16th
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I never know what Bo is thinking. I can't decided if that's reason enough to put him on my enemies list.
9:13 AM Dec 16th
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Who Moved My Cheese? I bet it was a Republican.
8:07 AM Dec 15th
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Inviting the Senate Democrats to the White House for a Health Care Tear-in-my-Beer Summit.
3:58 AM Dec 15th
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Merry Christmas. . . er. . . Happy Holidays. . . um. . . How's it goin?
6:57 PM Dec 14th
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"Welcome to Obamaville" Sign Marks Colorado Homeless Tent City |
3:36 PM Dec 12th
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Wow! I was planning the same signs for our border. "Welcome to Obamaville" Then in 3 years "Please Help"
3:35 PM Dec 12th
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Copenhagen was great. And no, Tea Partiers, I'm not talking about chewing tobacco.
10:46 AM Dec 12th
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I fear that Global Warming is taking the form of Global Cooling to trick us.
6:47 AM Dec 12th
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It's 3AM. A phone is ringing in the White House. So I'm gonna take a month and think about the best way to answer it.
6:02 PM Dec 11th
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On , I'm going to take a smoke break in the Oval Office bathroom and then practice my bowing.
8:50 PM Dec 10th
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On I will announce a timetable for the War in Afghanistan-because the Taliban deserves a chance to wait us out.
8:46 PM Dec 10th
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On , I will be my glorious self.
8:39 PM Dec 10th
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I'm not a Socialist, I just like long lines.
8:37 PM Dec 10th
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- Name Barack Obama
- Location Washingon, DC
- Web http://obamasthou...
- Bio Ushering in a new era of government transparency, I present this feed, directly from my mind to you. [a studied impersonation of the 44th Prez]
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