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  1. Get 'em while they're fresh! Early upgrades to #HootSuite 2.0 at http://hootsuite.com/upgrade 12:06 PM Jul 30th from HootSuite
  2. Socialism under way, check. CIA castrated, check. USA apologizing for causing everything bad in the world, check. #obama #funny 8:51 AM Jul 14th from Twaitter
  3. Ok, how many days until 2012? I didn't realize it would be this much work avoiding the important issues. #obama #funny #iran #economy 5:50 AM Jul 14th from Twaitter
  4. I support the Iranian people's desire for freedom completely! I'm just not willing to do anything about it. #obama #iran #funny 2:51 PM Jul 13th from Twaitter
  5. I always fantasized about being Master Chef! Wait, you mean that's not the cool dude from the video game? #obama #funny #masterchef 8:51 AM Jul 13th from Twaitter
  6. Take me out to the ball gaaame! Let's all think Happy Thoughts and our problems will go away! http://bit.ly/18zNcz #obama #funny #baseball 5:50 AM Jul 13th from Twaitter
  7. Why am I not trending? I'm being very Presidential today. #obama #funny 1:53 PM Jul 10th from Twaitter
  8. Panetta is becoming a pain in the butt. I wonder if Veronica Mars is available? #obama #funny #veronicamars 8:51 AM Jul 10th from Twaitter
  9. If I can just ignore Iran for a few more days, all the protester will end, and life will be simple again! #iran #obama #funny 5:21 AM Jul 10th from TweetDeck
  10. I wonder if Ahmadinejad will friend me? Maybe if I get a new layout! #obama #iran #funny 8:51 AM Jul 6th from Twaitter
  11. I wonder if Miley will friend me? http://bit.ly/RaCrI #obama #funny #miley 5:51 AM Jul 6th from Twaitter
  12. 9:00 to 9:45 - Practicing looking Presidential. I look good walking into myself. #obama #funny #georgecarlin 1:50 PM Jul 3rd from Twaitter
  13. Michael may have passed - but his head will live again one day, just like Cheney's. #obama #funny #mj #michaeljackson #cheney 8:51 AM Jul 3rd from Twaitter
  14. Goddam it Kim Jung and Mahmoud! "Respect mah authoritay!" I know I've been a pussy but I mean it this time! #obama #iran #northkorea #funny 5:50 AM Jul 3rd from Twaitter
  15. My fantasy Celebrity Death Match tag teams: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad & Perez Hilton vs Dick Cheney & Paris Hilton. #obama #iran #funny 1:51 PM Jul 2nd from Twaitter
  16. Malia gets a waffle cone; Sasha gets a custard cup. What to get for Ahmadinejad? #obama #iran #funny 8:51 AM Jul 2nd from Twaitter
  17. Come on Bo - get the McCain doll. Bad McCain, Bad! Grrrrrrr #obama #funny #mccain 5:51 AM Jul 2nd from Twaitter
  18. I'm hot for Sookie! (I wanna do bad things with you!...ta dum de dum dum) #obama #funny #trueblood 1:51 PM Jul 1st from Twaitter
  19. Bush doesn't deserve all the credit. He only liberated 40 million Iraqis and Afghanis. I liberated a ship's Captain.#obama #funny #bush 8:51 AM Jul 1st from Twaitter
  20. Facebook said if I were a Transformer I'd be BumbleBee? But I practice talking like Optimus Prime in the shower. Poop. #obama #transformers 5:51 AM Jul 1st from Twaitter
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